Trophy Case

Jack· The Academy

def. Matt 147.10–124.90

10-4 · Seed 1 · PF+ 111.7 · Title odds 49.9%

Randy· Jumblefunk Flapstick

def. Pat 137.48–119.96

8-6 · Seed 4 · PF+ 120.9 · Title odds 47.7%

Matt· Pork Slap

def. Shaun 136.94–135.28

10-4 · Seed 1 · PF+ 109.8 · Title odds 60.0%

Chester· Team Lomanto

def. Pookie 108.52–107.90

7-7 · Seed 6 · PF+ 99.3 · Title odds 24.6%

Decided by 0.62 points, the tightest non-tied final in league history, after a since-voided NFL game erased the runner-up's quarterback's score. Known ever since as the Asterisk.

Joe· BurrowMyJohnson InAllMyCousins

def. Chester 138.44–116.50

10-4 · Seed 2 · PF+ 99.7 · Title odds 19.1%

Shaun· OJ's OG's

def. Marco 159.72–143.32

7-6 · Seed 5 · PF+ 102.1 · Title odds 60.2%

Matt· Stupid

def. Jack 110.22–108.50

9-4 · Seed 1 · PF+ 118.4 · Title odds 67.8%

Matt's first title on his twelfth try as commissioner. It ended the longest wait in league history.

Nate· Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

def. Matt 187.14–172.26

10-3 · Seed 1 · PF+ 116.3 · Title odds 94.0%

Randy· (Alleged) Abusers

def. Jack 123.02–97.46

7-6 · Seed 3 · PF+ 117.0 · Title odds 64.3%

Jack· Catching Kelce

def. Vose 171.90–123.98

9-4 · Seed 1 · PF+ 117.0 · Title odds 93.3%

Joe· Turn down for Watt?

def. Vose 127.40–111.64

9-4 · Seed 2 · PF+ 118.3 · Title odds 75.3%

Joe· Ask Kerwynn Williams

def. Mike 85.96–79.06

9-4 · Seed 1 · PF+ 97.9 · Title odds 4.0%

The lowest simulated title odds of any champion ever: 4.0%. A 9-4 record hid fragile playoff scoring margins.

Brent· J-RoC ft. Slimm SHADYY!

def. Joe 114.00–91.00

7-6 · Seed 5 · PF+ 100.9 · Title odds 18.1%

Vinny· Suck My Dick I WIN Bitches!!

def. Chester 101.00–67.00

8-5 · Seed 1 · PF+ 109.7 · Title odds 19.3%

Pat· The CaM NewtoN Show

def. Matt 99.00–78.00

9-4 · Seed 2 · PF+ 106.8 · Title odds 68.0%

Vinny· Buy a Graham Smoke a Blount

def. Brent 78.00–61.00

6-7 · Seed 6 · PF+ 95.7 · Title odds 41.5%

Shaun· Rice ²

def. Joe 126.00–121.00

8-5 · Seed 2 · PF+ 109.6 · Title odds 31.0%

Vose· FANTASY CHAMPS

def. Joe 121.00–121.00

6-7 · Seed 6 · PF+ 89.2 · Title odds 34.0%

The most improbable title in league history: a 6-7, sixth-seeded team, decided by a bench-points tiebreaker after a 121.00–121.00 tie.