Franchise Record
Matt
Matt C.
Season by Season
| Year | Team | Record | PF | PA | Seed | Finish | PF+ | PA+ | Luck | All-Play% | Pythag W | Playoff | Total PF | PPG | Lineup Eff% | Boom% | Bust% | End Elo | FAAB $ | Alt. Title Rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008 | The Cole Train | 9-4 | 1315.00 | 1082.00 | 3 | Playoffs (eliminated) | 120.5 | 99.2 | -0.8 | 75.6% | 9.6 | 0-1 | 1544.00 | 101.2 | — | 46.2% | 0.0% | 1515 | — | 0.0% |
| 2009 | Send In The White Team | 6-7 | 1261.00 | 1281.00 | 5 | Playoffs (eliminated) | 106.4 | 108.1 | -1.3 | 56.0% | 6.2 | 0-1 | 1584.00 | 97.0 | — | 30.8% | 0.0% | 1495 | — | 12.5% |
| 2010 | The Rim Schaubs | 4-9 | 1008.00 | 1124.00 | 10 | Missed Playoffs | 84.3 | 94.0 | 0.7 | 25.6% | 4.7 | — | 1214.00 | 77.5 | — | 7.7% | 46.2% | 1426 | — | 0.0% |
| 2011 | Stafford and Scrubs | 8-5 | 1223.00 | 1177.00 | 4 | Runner-Up | 103.5 | 99.6 | 0.2 | 60.1% | 7.2 | 2-1 | 1506.00 | 94.1 | — | 7.7% | 7.7% | 1541 | — | 0.2% |
| 2012 | Consolation Champs | 4-9 | 1087.00 | 1254.00 | 12 | Missed Playoffs | 92.3 | 106.5 | -1.5 | 42.3% | 4.1 | — | 1364.00 | 83.6 | — | 15.4% | 30.8% | 1497 | — | 0.2% |
| 2013 | The Dirty Burger | 8-5 | 1227.00 | 1105.00 | 4 | Playoffs (eliminated) | 105.4 | 94.9 | 0.0 | 61.2% | 8.3 | 0-1 | 1601.00 | 94.4 | — | 15.4% | 7.7% | 1525 | — | 29.8% |
| 2014 | The Dirty Burger | 6-7 | 1215.14 | 1238.82 | 9 | Missed Playoffs | 101.9 | 103.9 | -1.1 | 54.5% | 6.2 | — | 1497.02 | 93.5 | — | 7.7% | 7.7% | 1506 | — | 8.5% |
| 2015 | Dirty Mike and The Boys | 5-8 | 1650.90 | 1612.02 | 7 | Missed Playoffs | 106.4 | 103.9 | -2.7 | 59.4% | 6.9 | — | 1992.52 | 127.0 | — | 7.7% | 15.4% | 1448 | $1000 | 3.9% |
| 2016 | Poyfairs United FFC | 6-7 | 1499.24 | 1542.14 | 7 | Mundane Randy | 95.9 | 98.7 | 0.5 | 42.0% | 6.0 | — | 1743.34 | 115.3 | — | 7.7% | 30.8% | 1423 | $1000 | 0.0% |
| 2017 | The Rim Schaubs | 5-8 | 1409.60 | 1607.00 | 9 | Missed Playoffs | 97.0 | 110.6 | -1.2 | 47.6% | 4.3 | — | 1763.12 | 108.4 | — | 7.7% | 15.4% | 1447 | $1000 | 0.0% |
| 2018 | Stafford and Scrubs | 10-3 | 1828.16 | 1631.20 | 2 | Runner-Up | 113.3 | 101.1 | 1.1 | 68.5% | 8.4 | 1-1 | 2104.56 | 140.6 | 89.9% | 30.8% | 0.0% | 1573 | $1000 | 4.8% |
| 2019 | Stupid | 9-4 | 1844.60 | 1575.74 | 1 | Champion | 118.4 | 101.1 | -0.7 | 74.8% | 9.1 | 2-0 | 2127.60 | 141.9 | 87.9% | 46.2% | 0.0% | 1617 | $997 | 67.3% |
| 2020 | Stupid | 8-5 | 1517.66 | 1458.96 | 3 | Playoffs (eliminated) | 97.2 | 93.5 | 1.7 | 48.3% | 7.2 | 0-1 | 1863.86 | 116.7 | 87.1% | 23.1% | 23.1% | 1553 | $979 | 4.0% |
| 2021 | Stupid | 6-8 | 1431.90 | 1554.38 | 10 | Missed Playoffs | 85.7 | 93.0 | 1.9 | 29.2% | 5.5 | — | 1720.96 | 102.3 | 87.9% | 0.0% | 42.9% | 1490 | $942 | 0.0% |
| 2022 | Stupid | 11-3 | 1802.64 | 1492.28 | 2 | Playoffs (eliminated) | 110.4 | 91.4 | 2.5 | 61.0% | 10.2 | 0-1 | 1973.60 | 128.8 | 89.6% | 21.4% | 0.0% | 1550 | $987 | 0.0% |
| 2023 | Pork Slap | 10-4 | 1835.88 | 1569.82 | 1 | Champion | 109.8 | 93.9 | 0.5 | 68.2% | 9.7 | 2-0 | 2157.90 | 131.1 | 89.9% | 14.3% | 0.0% | 1608 | $869 | 60.3% |
| 2024 | Downs | 6-8 | 1618.96 | 1772.98 | 7 | Missed Playoffs | 97.7 | 107.0 | -0.2 | 44.2% | 5.3 | — | 1984.04 | 115.6 | 88.3% | 14.3% | 14.3% | 1487 | $1000 | 0.0% |
| 2025 | Stupid | 9-5 | 1798.06 | 1560.48 | 3 | Runner-Up | 111.5 | 96.7 | -0.2 | 65.6% | 9.5 | 2-1 | 2239.14 | 128.4 | 86.1% | 35.7% | 7.1% | 1549 | $1000 | 28.2% |
| 2026 | Turd Ferg | 6-3 | 1210.96 | 1246.16 | 2 | — | 114.7 | 118.1 | -0.3 | 69.7% | 4.2 | — | 1210.96 | 134.6 | 93.3% | 44.4% | 11.1% | 1568 | $1000 | — |
Advanced Stats
Consistency
Boom weeks18.9% (45 total)
Bust weeks13.8% (33 total)
Floor / Ceiling56.2 / 172.4
Boom and bust weeks are at least 1σ above or below the weekly average. Floor and ceiling are P10 and P90 weekly scores.
Postseason
Adjusted z change+0.12 (17 games)
Playoff record9-8
Finals record2-3
Draft
Hit = pick outscored its draft slot's historical expectation. Steal/bust = top/bottom decile of value-over-slot, league-wide.
Waiver Pickups (2018+)
Pickup Value+1168.5 (+24.0 wins)
Impact · Hit rate+2.65 · 26.3%
Best pickup2018 James Conner (+156.6 value)
490 pickups · 140 paid · $8774 spent. Open Waiver Lab.
Trades (2018+)
18 trades in completed seasons. Net is value received minus the other side’s. All trades.