Seed	Owner	Team	Record	PF	PA	Finish	PF+	Luck	Alt. Title Rate
1	Worm	Smushin Ain't Easy	10-4	1763.10	1611.96	Playoffs (eliminated)	106.4	0.7	20.1%
2	Vinny	THE Tight End University	10-4	1688.40	1569.56	Playoffs (eliminated)	101.9	2.4	0.3%
3	Pookie	Poo	10-4	1621.56	1540.12	Playoffs (eliminated)	97.9	3.2	0.0%
4	Randy	Jumblefunk Flapstick	8-6	2001.94	1727.34	Champion	120.9	-2.2	48.5%
5	Chester	Team Lomanto	8-6	1867.68	1607.78	Playoffs (eliminated)	112.8	-1.7	18.1%
6	Pat	Rock Anich Anus Stretchers	8-6	1694.82	1695.10	Runner-Up	102.3	0.2	<0.1%
7	Matt	Downs	6-8	1618.96	1772.98	Missed Playoffs	97.7	-0.2	0.0%
8	Joe	Purdy Moss-y Pewbs on my Chubb	6-8	1487.34	1549.96	Missed Playoffs	89.8	2.2	0.0%
9	Jack	The Academy	5-9	1692.08	1778.52	Missed Playoffs	102.2	-2.0	11.0%
10	Shaun	Palmdale Tall Cans	5-9	1425.68	1630.48	Missed Playoffs	86.1	0.0	0.0%
11	Nate	Seattle Sea-Pieces of Poop	4-10	1517.98	1717.86	Mundane Randy	91.6	-1.3	0.0%
12	Marco	Fort Plain Dwayne	4-10	1496.06	1673.94	Missed Playoffs	90.3	-1.3	2.0%

Advanced standings

Owner	All-Play	xWins	Luck	Lineup Eff	Boom	Bust	Expected Seed	Seed Luck
Worm	66.2%	9.3	0.7	82.6%	28.6%	7.1%	3.0	2.0
Vinny	54.5%	7.6	2.4	89.9%	14.3%	7.1%	5.4	3.4
Pookie	48.7%	6.8	3.2	85.9%	0.0%	0.0%	6.7	3.7
Randy	72.7%	10.2	-2.2	96.1%	35.7%	0.0%	1.9	-2.1
Chester	69.5%	9.7	-1.7	91.1%	28.6%	0.0%	2.5	-2.5
Pat	55.8%	7.8	0.2	83.9%	14.3%	14.3%	4.9	-1.1
Matt	44.2%	6.2	-0.2	88.3%	7.1%	14.3%	7.7	0.7
Joe	27.3%	3.8	2.2	83.7%	0.0%	42.9%	11.2	3.2
Jack	50.0%	7.0	-2.0	89.2%	14.3%	14.3%	6.1	-2.9
Shaun	35.7%	5.0	0.0	84.6%	7.1%	35.7%	10.1	0.1
Nate	37.7%	5.3	-1.3	86.9%	7.1%	28.6%	9.2	-1.8
Marco	37.7%	5.3	-1.3	86.8%	14.3%	28.6%	9.4	-2.6

Playoffs

Quarterfinals

Bye

Bye

Semifinals

Final

Losers Bracket

Seeds 7–12 play a reverse-elimination bracket: losing advances a team toward the Consolation Final, whose loser becomes Mundane Randy.

Round 1

9Jack168.14

8Joe111.94advances ↓

7Matt110.86advances ↓

10Shaun153.98

11Nate50.90

12Marco116.60

Placement game, no bracket meaning

Round 2

8Joe134.24advances ↓

12Marco148.12

7Matt138.88

11Nate112.16advances ↓

9Jack202.22

10Shaun92.76

Filler, already escaped

Consolation Final

Filler, already escaped

7Matt115.34

10Shaun146.38

Filler, already escaped

Placement Games

Games among eliminated playoff teams determine third through sixth place.

Round 2

Final

Week-by-Week Results

Wk	Worm	Vinny	Pookie	Randy	Chester	Pat	Matt	Joe	Jack	Shaun	Nate	Marco
1	W148.50	L82.52	W118.84	L116.96	L127.32	L106.72	L114.18	W115.76	W158.26	L91.58	W107.14	W125.78
2	L71.56	L88.30	W98.04	W124.42	L138.78	W144.92	W169.34	W148.70	W160.94	L63.86	L132.70	L69.66
3	W153.48	W112.02	W98.10	W151.96	W113.68	W144.34	L135.08	L91.60	L119.16	L92.42	L99.46	L89.78
4	W141.92	W166.58	L108.50	L138.18	W124.84	L73.72	W99.48	W141.70	W147.32	L52.20	L122.50	L119.98
5	W130.76	W134.40	W120.04	W159.38	W154.82	W120.84	L119.20	L104.14	L110.22	L111.04	L107.36	L66.64
6	W137.52	W131.30	W131.90	L117.12	W126.52	L67.46	L66.86	W112.18	L119.06	L98.30	W136.88	L125.00
7	L111.30	W148.90	W102.76	W147.04	L89.04	L100.66	L85.30	W109.24	L87.14	W113.82	W144.68	L60.96
8	L111.04	W114.90	W129.02	L130.36	L131.08	W153.54	W142.08	L101.50	W129.32	L116.72	L84.08	W142.68
9	W122.42	L114.70	W131.74	W141.74	W166.70	W134.30	W128.46	L96.04	L120.74	L96.40	L126.22	L114.40
10	W142.32	W108.44	L97.00	W171.52	W121.90	W133.58	L101.34	L73.34	L88.08	W112.10	L69.76	L106.50
11	W129.06	W128.24	L113.30	L128.94	L124.48	L127.84	W124.38	L92.18	W104.64	W141.28	W134.28	L116.58
12	L103.72	L116.76	W142.66	W133.90	W167.98	W131.66	L97.20	L82.38	L88.10	W104.86	L101.12	W143.02
13	W146.76	W143.50	L113.94	L113.06	W165.78	L104.42	W80.30	W126.78	L127.34	W136.82	L73.98	L98.76
14	W112.74	W97.84	W115.72	W227.36	L114.76	W150.82	L155.76	L91.80	L131.76	L94.28	L77.82	W116.32
15	BYE	BYE	L112.02	W162.24	L148.90	W123.10	L110.86	L111.94	W168.14	W153.98	L50.90	W116.60
16	L112.48	L102.52	L94.08	W169.28	W109.28	W112.34	W138.88	L134.24	W202.22	L92.76	L112.16	W148.12
17	W145.60	L135.86	L87.90	W137.48	W155.22	L119.96	L115.34	W115.02	L127.08	W146.38	L101.94	W163.66