Season Archive

2023 Season

12 teams · 14-week regular season · 6-team playoffppr_17wk

Champion: Matt (2); Runner Up: Shaun; Third Place: Joe; Mundane Randy: Nate; Reg. Season Winner: Matt (10-4); Reg. Season Loser: Worm (2-12)

Final Standings

SeedOwnerTeamRecordPFPAFinishPF+LuckTitle Odds
1MattPork Slap10-41835.881569.82Champion109.80.560.0%
2ShaunLen Martin's Mouth9-51965.341802.26Runner-Up117.5-0.939.8%
3PatRock Anich Anus Stretchers9-51665.161403.62Playoffs (eliminated)99.62.1<0.1%
4VinnyTHE Tight End University9-51596.581601.80Playoffs (eliminated)95.52.00.0%
5JoeDiggs her Gus in her Ka Hunt8-61804.621826.40Playoffs (eliminated)107.9-1.10.2%
6ChesterTeam Lomanto8-61779.301684.00Playoffs (eliminated)106.40.3<0.1%
7JackThe Academy6-81715.681690.00Missed Playoffs102.6-1.30.0%
8RandyJumblefunk Flapstick6-81594.841587.60Missed Playoffs95.40.0<0.1%
9NateDogg's gon' Dog6-81558.601688.02Missed Playoffs93.20.3<0.1%
10MarcoLincoln Lunky6-81476.881728.04Missed Playoffs88.31.10.0%
11WormTurd Baler5-91621.021706.32Missed Playoffs96.9-1.60.0%
12PookiePoo 2-121451.501777.52Missed Playoffs86.8-1.30.0%

Playoffs

Quarterfinals
Bye
4Vinny86.96
5Joe128.14
Bye
3Pat108.94
6Chester120.62
Semifinals
1Matt185.08
5Joe126.42
2Shaun160.94
6Chester101.88
Final
1Matt136.94
2Shaun135.28
Champion: Matt

Losers Bracket

Seeds 7–12 miss the playoffs and instead play the league's real "losers bracket" — a reverse-elimination tree where you advance by losing. Round 1's two winners have escaped for good; its two losers face the 11/12-seed byes in Round 2; and the two Round 2 losers meet in the Consolation Final, whose loser is crowned Mundane Randy — the league's last-place trophy.

Round 1
7Jack94.88advances ↓
10Marco111.76
8Randy149.20
9Nate113.42advances ↓
11Worm133.58
12Pookie86.96
Placement game — no bracket meaning
Round 2
7Jack99.92
11Worm84.80advances ↓
9Nate117.92advances ↓
12Pookie123.68
8Randy121.70
10Marco85.22
Filler — already escaped
Consolation Final
9Nate115.18
11Worm175.00
Mundane Randy: Nate
7Jack105.16
8Randy111.70
Filler — already escaped
10Marco118.70
12Pookie120.46
Filler — already escaped

Placement Games

Playoff teams (seeds 1–6) that lost early replay each other here to settle 3rd–6th place — unrelated to the losers bracket above and not part of the chase for Mundane Randy.

Round 2
Pat90.20
Vinny149.82
Final
Joe107.32
Chester93.84
Pat135.02
Vinny62.48

Week-by-Week Results

WkMattShaunPatVinnyJoeChesterJackRandyNateMarcoWormPookie
1W124.26W165.00W129.44W116.44L122.64L91.18W111.06L102.94L111.06W103.78L70.00L75.64
2W131.28W169.12L86.84W118.44L124.56W149.32L156.30W162.90L77.90W89.58L108.94L103.56
3W132.98L126.98W127.08W130.36W152.32L120.74L137.10W136.78L95.26L80.58W162.10L119.12
4W123.70W142.96L100.80W126.36W157.28W177.32L114.38L115.22L68.50L87.20W115.82L93.40
5L138.84L78.32W154.08L82.80W92.22W169.54L115.92W116.54W173.36L101.28L99.76W132.16
6W119.22W127.80L122.72W145.24W151.28W124.42W122.88L82.24L105.54L88.70L99.00L102.76
7L115.98W117.36W124.82L61.86L123.84W124.06L97.16W114.46W112.60L88.64L98.98W195.80
8W121.08L142.96W109.66W126.38W153.46L136.88L102.62L110.70W161.38W152.12L117.10L96.56
9L103.28L117.18L98.32W119.80W127.52L92.74W90.04W117.60L75.68W146.52W98.02L87.94
10W127.72W137.26W87.40W112.58W187.96L125.72W151.12L80.92L101.46L98.98L143.84L89.98
11W155.76W139.90L113.16L104.44W123.50W103.94L91.30L92.88W119.80W120.86L129.12L79.14
12W142.78W210.30W95.28L127.76L115.44W154.58W153.68L113.52L73.10W139.74L124.86L102.06
13W158.96W183.82W137.04L111.12L78.10W109.62L156.08L120.70W126.18L70.26W143.26L102.36
14L140.04L106.38W178.52W113.00L94.50L99.24W116.04W127.44W156.78L108.64W110.22L71.02
15BYEBYEL108.94L86.96W128.14W120.62L94.88W149.20L113.42W111.76W133.58L86.96
16W185.08W160.94L90.20W149.82L126.42L101.88W99.92W121.70L117.92L85.22L84.80W123.68
17W136.94L135.28W135.02L62.48W107.32L93.84L105.16W111.70L115.18L118.70W175.00W120.46