Seed	Owner	Team	Record	PF	PA	Finish	PF+	Luck	Alt. Title Rate
1	Matt	Pork Slap	10-4	1835.88	1569.82	Champion	109.8	0.5	60.3%
2	Shaun	Len Martin's Mouth	9-5	1965.34	1802.26	Runner-Up	117.5	-0.9	39.5%
3	Pat	Rock Anich Anus Stretchers	9-5	1665.16	1403.62	Playoffs (eliminated)	99.6	2.1	0.0%
4	Vinny	THE Tight End University	9-5	1596.58	1601.80	Playoffs (eliminated)	95.5	2.0	0.0%
5	Joe	Diggs her Gus in her Ka Hunt	8-6	1804.62	1826.40	Playoffs (eliminated)	107.9	-1.1	0.1%
6	Chester	Team Lomanto	8-6	1779.30	1684.00	Playoffs (eliminated)	106.4	0.3	<0.1%
7	Jack	The Academy	6-8	1715.68	1690.00	Missed Playoffs	102.6	-1.3	0.0%
8	Randy	Jumblefunk Flapstick	6-8	1594.84	1587.60	Missed Playoffs	95.4	0.0	<0.1%
9	Nate	Dogg's gon' Dog	6-8	1558.60	1688.02	Mundane Randy	93.2	0.3	<0.1%
10	Marco	Lincoln Lunky	6-8	1476.88	1728.04	Missed Playoffs	88.3	1.1	0.0%
11	Worm	Turd Baler	5-9	1621.02	1706.32	Missed Playoffs	96.9	-1.6	0.0%
12	Pookie	Poo	2-12	1451.50	1777.52	Missed Playoffs	86.8	-1.3	0.0%

Advanced standings

Owner	All-Play	xWins	Luck	Lineup Eff	Boom	Bust	Expected Seed	Seed Luck
Matt	68.2%	9.5	0.5	89.9%	14.3%	0.0%	2.6	1.6
Shaun	70.8%	9.9	-0.9	91.7%	35.7%	7.1%	1.9	-0.1
Pat	49.4%	6.9	2.1	90.2%	14.3%	21.4%	6.5	3.5
Vinny	50.0%	7.0	2.0	87.8%	7.1%	14.3%	6.8	2.8
Joe	64.9%	9.1	-1.1	88.9%	42.9%	7.1%	3.1	-1.9
Chester	55.2%	7.7	0.3	88.8%	14.3%	0.0%	5.1	-0.9
Jack	52.3%	7.3	-1.3	89.5%	14.3%	14.3%	5.8	-1.2
Randy	42.9%	6.0	0.0	88.0%	7.1%	21.4%	8.4	0.4
Nate	40.6%	5.7	0.3	84.4%	21.4%	35.7%	9.0	0.0
Marco	35.1%	4.9	1.1	85.4%	14.3%	35.7%	10.1	0.1
Worm	47.4%	6.6	-1.6	87.2%	7.1%	7.1%	7.1	-3.9
Pookie	23.4%	3.3	-1.3	88.7%	7.1%	35.7%	11.7	-0.3

Playoffs

Quarterfinals

Bye

Bye

Semifinals

Final

Losers Bracket

Seeds 7–12 play a reverse-elimination bracket: losing advances a team toward the Consolation Final, whose loser becomes Mundane Randy.

Round 1

7Jack94.88advances ↓

10Marco111.76

8Randy149.20

9Nate113.42advances ↓

11Worm133.58

12Pookie86.96

Placement game, no bracket meaning

Round 2

7Jack99.92

11Worm84.80advances ↓

9Nate117.92advances ↓

12Pookie123.68

8Randy121.70

10Marco85.22

Filler, already escaped

Consolation Final

Filler, already escaped

10Marco118.70

12Pookie120.46

Filler, already escaped

Placement Games

Games among eliminated playoff teams determine third through sixth place.

Round 2

Final

Week-by-Week Results

Wk	Matt	Shaun	Pat	Vinny	Joe	Chester	Jack	Randy	Nate	Marco	Worm	Pookie
1	W124.26	W165.00	W129.44	W116.44	L122.64	L91.18	W111.06	L102.94	L111.06	W103.78	L70.00	L75.64
2	W131.28	W169.12	L86.84	W118.44	L124.56	W149.32	L156.30	W162.90	L77.90	W89.58	L108.94	L103.56
3	W132.98	L126.98	W127.08	W130.36	W152.32	L120.74	L137.10	W136.78	L95.26	L80.58	W162.10	L119.12
4	W123.70	W142.96	L100.80	W126.36	W157.28	W177.32	L114.38	L115.22	L68.50	L87.20	W115.82	L93.40
5	L138.84	L78.32	W154.08	L82.80	W92.22	W169.54	L115.92	W116.54	W173.36	L101.28	L99.76	W132.16
6	W119.22	W127.80	L122.72	W145.24	W151.28	W124.42	W122.88	L82.24	L105.54	L88.70	L99.00	L102.76
7	L115.98	W117.36	W124.82	L61.86	L123.84	W124.06	L97.16	W114.46	W112.60	L88.64	L98.98	W195.80
8	W121.08	L142.96	W109.66	W126.38	W153.46	L136.88	L102.62	L110.70	W161.38	W152.12	L117.10	L96.56
9	L103.28	L117.18	L98.32	W119.80	W127.52	L92.74	W90.04	W117.60	L75.68	W146.52	W98.02	L87.94
10	W127.72	W137.26	W87.40	W112.58	W187.96	L125.72	W151.12	L80.92	L101.46	L98.98	L143.84	L89.98
11	W155.76	W139.90	L113.16	L104.44	W123.50	W103.94	L91.30	L92.88	W119.80	W120.86	L129.12	L79.14
12	W142.78	W210.30	W95.28	L127.76	L115.44	W154.58	W153.68	L113.52	L73.10	W139.74	L124.86	L102.06
13	W158.96	W183.82	W137.04	L111.12	L78.10	W109.62	L156.08	L120.70	W126.18	L70.26	W143.26	L102.36
14	L140.04	L106.38	W178.52	W113.00	L94.50	L99.24	W116.04	W127.44	W156.78	L108.64	W110.22	L71.02
15	BYE	BYE	L108.94	L86.96	W128.14	W120.62	L94.88	W149.20	L113.42	W111.76	W133.58	L86.96
16	W185.08	W160.94	L90.20	W149.82	L126.42	L101.88	W99.92	W121.70	L117.92	L85.22	L84.80	W123.68
17	W136.94	L135.28	W135.02	L62.48	W107.32	L93.84	L105.16	W111.70	L115.18	L118.70	W175.00	W120.46