Seed	Owner	Team	Record	PF	PA	Finish	PF+	Luck	Alt. Title Rate
1	Vose	Turtle Creek Totemscrotums	12-1	1909.60	1476.32	Runner-Up	123.1	1.3	7.0%
2	Joe	Turn down for Watt?	9-4	1834.96	1453.40	Champion	118.3	-0.3	76.2%
3	Vinny	I Ertz My Balls	9-4	1673.56	1614.44	Playoffs (eliminated)	107.9	0.9	1.4%
4	Nate	Coughlin's Cock Stinks like Shi	9-4	1670.06	1499.40	Playoffs (eliminated)	107.6	0.9	0.2%
5	Marco	East Sussex Slim Weiners	7-6	1401.54	1478.86	Playoffs (eliminated)	90.3	2.2	0.0%
6	Mike	2014 PANTHERS	6-7	1478.26	1578.36	Playoffs (eliminated)	95.3	0.1	10.9%
7	Matt	Dirty Mike and The Boys	5-8	1650.90	1612.02	Missed Playoffs	106.4	-2.7	3.9%
8	Jack	Suck It Trebek	5-8	1435.74	1609.94	Missed Playoffs	92.5	-0.3	0.2%
9	Chester	Team lomanto	5-8	1377.56	1516.84	Missed Playoffs	88.8	0.9	<0.1%
10	Pat	Gronk If Your Horny	4-9	1489.24	1618.88	Missed Playoffs	96.0	-1.9	0.0%
11	Shaun	The Wrap-Around	4-9	1391.14	1593.72	Missed Playoffs	89.7	-0.5	<0.1%
12	Brent	Peace!!! BERNT	3-10	1307.50	1567.88	Mundane Randy	84.3	-0.6	0.0%

Advanced standings

Owner	All-Play	xWins	Luck	Lineup Eff	Boom	Bust	Expected Seed	Seed Luck
Vose	82.5%	10.7	1.3	—	53.8%	0.0%	1.2	0.2
Joe	71.3%	9.3	-0.3	—	61.5%	7.7%	2.5	0.5
Vinny	62.2%	8.1	0.9	—	30.8%	0.0%	3.9	0.9
Nate	62.2%	8.1	0.9	—	30.8%	7.7%	4.0	0.0
Marco	37.1%	4.8	2.2	—	0.0%	23.1%	8.9	3.9
Mike	45.5%	5.9	0.1	—	0.0%	15.4%	7.2	1.2
Matt	59.4%	7.7	-2.7	—	23.1%	7.7%	4.6	-2.4
Jack	40.6%	5.3	-0.3	—	23.1%	38.5%	8.1	0.1
Chester	31.5%	4.1	0.9	—	0.0%	38.5%	10.2	1.2
Pat	45.5%	5.9	-1.9	—	7.7%	7.7%	7.0	-3.0
Shaun	34.3%	4.5	-0.5	—	7.7%	30.8%	9.6	-1.4
Brent	28.0%	3.6	-0.6	—	0.0%	30.8%	10.8	-1.2

Playoffs

Quarterfinals

1Vose

Bye

4Nate124.80

5Marco132.08

2Joe

Bye

Semifinals

Final

Losers Bracket

Seeds 7–12 play a reverse-elimination bracket: losing advances a team toward the Consolation Final, whose loser becomes Mundane Randy.

Round 1

Placement game, no bracket meaning

Round 2

7Matt136.60advances ↓

11Shaun148.06

8Jack117.08

12Brent63.34advances ↓

9Chester121.74

10Pat116.56

Filler, already escaped

Consolation Final

Filler, already escaped

8Jack137.02

10Pat98.44

Filler, already escaped

Placement Games

Games among eliminated playoff teams determine third through sixth place.

Round 2

Final

Week-by-Week Results

Wk	Vose	Joe	Vinny	Nate	Marco	Mike	Matt	Jack	Chester	Pat	Shaun	Brent
1	W176.02	L134.74	L116.34	W159.96	L79.12	W103.90	L135.54	W135.94	W83.82	W111.74	L93.74	L80.30
2	W126.54	W174.46	W131.04	W153.90	W113.78	L112.50	L90.20	L85.52	L92.90	L118.36	L121.54	W106.94
3	W146.42	L126.38	W129.60	W195.82	L111.56	L139.74	W150.32	L107.10	W124.00	W134.12	L96.20	L130.46
4	W151.22	W126.64	W102.46	L101.06	L78.88	L75.82	L108.14	W92.04	W109.44	L108.70	L104.48	W118.82
5	W140.10	W156.14	W112.40	W108.14	W99.44	L114.90	W193.86	L81.26	L89.88	L116.02	L86.62	L97.54
6	W155.98	W128.84	L117.36	W130.10	L120.86	W119.58	L125.42	W142.20	L110.68	L113.30	W133.94	L116.90
7	W112.40	W138.18	W140.28	L80.80	W122.10	L126.20	W142.58	W138.84	L98.52	L110.90	L98.70	L108.96
8	W156.34	W153.98	L110.32	W168.96	W136.20	W134.54	L114.74	L121.78	W119.74	L113.04	L97.50	L83.90
9	W167.16	L166.86	W161.08	L90.76	W128.52	W144.90	L140.22	L63.92	L100.08	W114.90	W98.84	L96.64
10	W137.66	W176.16	W117.68	W112.42	L104.84	W102.86	L83.68	W152.12	L107.82	L99.34	L69.82	L63.00
11	L88.28	W75.48	W138.14	W109.28	L56.22	W102.02	W120.10	L106.48	L89.00	L90.04	W93.20	L100.52
12	W184.00	L115.54	L144.22	W128.84	W121.14	L76.62	W127.10	L96.36	W145.70	L105.58	W180.40	L83.20
13	W167.48	W161.56	W152.64	L130.02	W128.88	L124.68	L119.00	L112.18	L105.98	W153.20	L116.16	W120.32
14	BYE	BYE	L102.70	L124.80	W132.08	W118.08	L78.66	L99.80	W128.60	W154.42	W112.78	L66.04
15	W128.08	W211.76	W146.80	L98.46	L91.10	L146.74	L136.60	W117.08	W121.74	L116.56	W148.06	L63.34
16	L111.64	W127.40	L102.78	W109.80	L130.56	W139.98	W126.36	W137.02	L107.24	L98.44	W108.86	L51.10