2024 Season
Rock Anich Anus Stretchers
Runner-Up
Weekly Results
| Week | Opponent | Result | Score | Type | Z |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Joe | L | 106.72–115.76 | Regular | -0.55 |
| 2 | Chester | W | 144.92–138.78 | Regular | 0.76 |
| 3 | Jack | W | 144.34–119.16 | Regular | 1.20 |
| 4 | Worm | L | 73.72–141.92 | Regular | -1.49 |
| 5 | Marco | W | 120.84–66.64 | Regular | 0.04 |
| 6 | Pookie | L | 67.46–131.90 | Regular | -1.98 |
| 7 | Nate | L | 100.66–144.68 | Regular | -0.30 |
| 8 | Randy | W | 153.54–130.36 | Regular | 1.61 |
| 9 | Shaun | W | 134.30–96.40 | Regular | 0.53 |
| 10 | Matt | W | 133.58–101.34 | Regular | 0.83 |
| 11 | Vinny | L | 127.84–128.24 | Regular | 0.44 |
| 12 | Joe | W | 131.66–82.38 | Regular | 0.56 |
| 13 | Chester | L | 104.42–165.78 | Regular | -0.57 |
| 14 | Jack | W | 150.82–131.76 | Regular | 0.70 |
| 15 | Pookie | W | 123.10–112.02 | Playoff · Round 1 | — |
| 16 | Vinny | W | 112.34–102.52 | Playoff · Round 2 | — |
| 17 | Randy | L | 119.96–137.48 | Playoff · Final | — |
Roster Production
Top scorer: Saquon Barkley · 355.3 started pts (22.2 per start)
| Player | Pos | Rostered | GS | Started Pts | Start PPG | Roster Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Saquon Barkley | RB | 17 | 16 | 355.3 | 22.2 | 355.3 |
| Jalen Hurts | QB | 16 | 15 | 315.1 | 21.0 | 315.1 |
| James Cook | RB | 17 | 16 | 257.9 | 16.1 | 257.9 |
| Puka Nacua | WR | 17 | 10 | 188.5 | 18.9 | 206.6 |
| Darnell Mooney | WR | 17 | 12 | 171.8 | 14.3 | 193.2 |
| Calvin Ridley | WR | 17 | 15 | 163.5 | 10.9 | 188.9 |
| Jauan Jennings | WR | 15 | 10 | 139.8 | 14.0 | 181.2 |
| Kyle Pitts | TE | 17 | 13 | 111.6 | 8.6 | 127.7 |
| Austin Ekeler | RB | 13 | 8 | 84.1 | 10.5 | 127.1 |
| DeAndre Hopkins | WR | 17 | 6 | 45.3 | 7.6 | 147.0 |
| Browns D/ST | D/ST | 9 | 6 | 40.0 | 6.7 | 55.0 |
| Rams D/ST | D/ST | 7 | 7 | 33.0 | 4.7 | 33.0 |
| Demarcus Robinson | WR | 17 | 3 | 23.0 | 7.7 | 113.3 |
| Trevor Lawrence | QB | 1 | 1 | 21.2 | 21.2 | 21.2 |
| Seahawks D/ST | D/ST | 1 | 1 | 16.0 | 16.0 | 16.0 |
| Luke Schoonmaker | TE | 3 | 1 | 14.5 | 14.5 | 27.0 |
| Isaac Guerendo | RB | 4 | 1 | 13.9 | 13.9 | 52.2 |
| Cam Akers | RB | 11 | 1 | 12.7 | 12.7 | 55.0 |
| Tre Tucker | WR | 17 | 2 | 12.3 | 6.1 | 123.9 |
| Taysom Hill | TE | 8 | 1 | 9.7 | 9.7 | 80.4 |
| Matthew Stafford | QB | 1 | 1 | 9.2 | 9.2 | 9.2 |
| Falcons D/ST | D/ST | 2 | 2 | 4.0 | 2.0 | 4.0 |
| Patrick Taylor Jr. | RB | 1 | 1 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 |
| Jahan Dotson | WR | 4 | 1 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 7.5 |
| Brenton Strange | TE | 2 | 2 | 2.2 | 1.1 | 2.2 |
| Brandin Cooks | WR | 5 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 24.3 |
| Trey Benson | RB | 15 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 47.0 |
| Will Shipley | RB | 2 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |
| Ty Johnson | RB | 2 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 19.9 |
| Roschon Johnson | RB | 3 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 16.3 |
| Will Levis | QB | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 7.0 |
| Jeremy McNichols | RB | 2 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 9.2 |
| Michael Mayer | TE | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 2.1 |
| Drake Maye | QB | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 17.4 |
| Noah Fant | TE | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 8.3 |
| Olamide Zaccheaus | WR | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 23.3 |
| Payne Durham | TE | 1 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 11.6 |
| Dolphins D/ST | D/ST | 2 | 1 | -1.0 | -1.0 | 7.0 |
Started points counted toward the weekly lineup. Roster points also include production left on the bench.
Draft Class
| Round | Pick | Player | Pts | VOS |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 12 | Puka Nacua | 206.6 | -47.0 |
| 2 | 13 | Saquon Barkley | 355.3 | +111.4 |
| 3 | 36 | James Cook | 257.9 | +63.2 |
| 4 | 37 | Jalen Hurts | 315.1 | +28.5 |
| 5 | 60 | Calvin Ridley | 188.9 | +31.4 |
| 6 | 61 | Kyle Pitts | 127.7 | +11.7 |
| 7 | 84 | DeAndre Hopkins | 147.0 | -0.7 |
| 8 | 85 | Darnell Mooney | 193.2 | +56.8 |
| 9 | 108 | Austin Ekeler | 127.1 | +11.1 |
| 10 | 109 | Trey Benson | 47.0 | -66.1 |
| 11 | 132 | Brandin Cooks | 24.3 | -83.1 |
| 12 | 133 | Jahan Dotson | 7.5 | -116.1 |
| 13 | 156 | Browns D/ST | 55.0 | — |
| 14 | 157 | Will Shipley | 0.0 | -78.5 |
| 15 | 180 | Kendrick Bourne | 0.0 | -54.5 |
| 16 | 181 | Tre Tucker | 123.9 | +78.5 |
| 17 | 204 | Demarcus Robinson | 113.3 | +44.3 |
See the full 2024 draft board →
Transactions
25 adds · 26 drops · 0 completed trades · $1000 FAAB spent
Trades
No trades this season.
Waiver & Free-Agent Pickups
| Week | Player | Type | Bid | Starts | Value | Impact | Wins | Bargain |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dolphins D/ST | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +43 |
| 1 | DJ Chark Jr. | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +54 |
| 3 | Jauan Jennings | Waiver | $121 | 10 | +48.1 | +4.01 | +1.0 | +31 |
| 3 | Ty Johnson | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +50 |
| 5 | Cam Akers | Free agent | Free | 1 | +4.2 | +1.40 | +0.0 | +83 |
| 5 | Trevor Lawrence | Free agent | Free | 1 | +6.0 | +2.01 | +0.0 | +76 |
| 6 | Falcons D/ST | Free agent | Free | 2 | -7.6 | -1.90 | +0.0 | +10 |
| 6 | Taysom Hill | Free agent | Free | 1 | +0.6 | +0.19 | +0.0 | +71 |
| 8 | Dolphins D/ST | Free agent | Free | 1 | -6.7 | -2.22 | +0.0 | +12 |
| 9 | Roschon Johnson | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +52 |
| 10 | Rams D/ST | Free agent | Free | 7 | -10.3 | -1.15 | +0.0 | +4 |
| 12 | Luke Schoonmaker | Free agent | Free | 1 | +6.9 | +2.30 | +0.0 | +86 |
| 14 | Will Levis | Waiver | $4 | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +30 |
| 14 | Isaac Guerendo | Waiver | $875 | 1 | +4.9 | +1.62 | +0.0 | -11 |
| 15 | Jeremy McNichols | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +51 |
| 15 | Tyler Conklin | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +56 |
| 15 | Michael Mayer | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +56 |
| 16 | Patrick Taylor Jr. | Waiver | Free | 1 | -4.2 | -1.39 | +0.0 | +10 |
| 16 | Brenton Strange | Free agent | Free | 2 | -15.8 | -3.95 | +0.0 | +0 |
| 16 | Drake Maye | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +56 |
| 17 | Seahawks D/ST | Free agent | Free | 1 | +9.5 | +3.18 | +0.0 | +88 |
| 17 | Matthew Stafford | Free agent | Free | 1 | -8.2 | -2.73 | +0.0 | +12 |
| 17 | Mason Rudolph | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +56 |
| 17 | Olamide Zaccheaus | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +55 |
| 17 | Noah Fant | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +56 |
| 17 | Payne Durham | Free agent | Free | 0 | +0.0 | +0.00 | +0.0 | +56 |