2026 Season

12 teams · 14-week regular season · 6-team playoffPPR (17-wk season)

Week 10

Joe120.475%
Chester97.925%
Joe leads 13–8 · Chester has won 3 straightLast met 2025 Wk 15
Worm127.469%
Jack110.331%
Jack leads 7–2Last met 2025 Wk 11
Shaun127.462%
Fat Pat116.738%
First meeting
Nate100.958%
Vinny93.942%
Vinny leads 12–8 · Vinny has won 5 straightLast met 2025 Wk 15
Pat124.658%
Matt118.042%
Pat leads 15–13Last met 2025 Wk 7
Marco106.754%
Randy103.046%
Randy leads 10–6Last met 2025 Wk 12

Projections are ESPN's for each starting lineup as of the last update.

Season Leaders

Best Offense

Pat

PF+ 118.3

Highest Week

Marco

187.08 · Wk 2

Top Player

Jaxon Smith-Njigba

232.1 started pts

Best Draft Class

Shaun

479.4 VOS

Schedule Break

Jack

+1.5 wins

Standings

Seed	Owner	Team	Record	PF	PA	PF+	Luck
1	Pat	Chigga Please	6-3	1248.22	1112.70	118.3	-0.7
2	Matt	Turd Ferg	6-3	1210.96	1246.16	114.7	-0.3
3	Fat Pat	Howdy, Nabers	6-3	1181.14	1029.88	111.9	0.2
4	Chester	Team Lomanto	5-4	1145.82	1064.72	108.6	-0.4
5	Marco	Spiddlywankz	5-4	1121.42	1074.62	106.2	-0.3
6	Worm	Mamma Mia	5-4	1080.56	944.28	102.4	0.2
7	Joe	Shovin' Johnson up your Fannin	5-4	1026.48	987.36	97.3	0.7
8	Shaun	Diccd Down In Dallas Goedert	4-5	1055.56	995.08	100.0	-0.5
9	Jack	The Academy	4-5	924.30	954.78	87.6	1.5
10	Randy	Suck on Sadiq	3-6	949.72	1032.00	90.0	-0.3
11	Nate	The Infirmary	3-6	868.12	1074.50	82.2	0.6
12	Vinny	Injured and sucks	2-7	853.40	1149.62	80.9	-0.7

Advanced standings

Owner	All-Play	xWins	Luck	Lineup Eff	Boom	Bust	Expected Seed	Seed Luck	Vs. Proj.
Pat	74.7%	6.7	-0.7	94.8%	44.4%	0.0%	—	—	+122.2
Matt	69.7%	6.3	-0.3	93.3%	44.4%	11.1%	—	—	+69.3
Fat Pat	64.6%	5.8	0.2	89.5%	33.3%	11.1%	—	—	+60.0
Chester	59.6%	5.4	-0.4	86.9%	22.2%	0.0%	—	—	+40.0
Marco	58.6%	5.3	-0.3	92.8%	11.1%	0.0%	—	—	+30.2
Worm	53.5%	4.8	0.2	88.4%	11.1%	11.1%	—	—	+0.5
Joe	47.5%	4.3	0.7	85.9%	0.0%	33.3%	—	—	-48.8
Shaun	50.5%	4.5	-0.5	85.5%	0.0%	11.1%	—	—	-16.7
Jack	28.3%	2.5	1.5	84.2%	0.0%	11.1%	—	—	-107.2
Randy	36.4%	3.3	-0.3	81.8%	0.0%	22.2%	—	—	-159.1
Nate	26.3%	2.4	0.6	87.9%	0.0%	33.3%	—	—	-129.6
Vinny	30.3%	2.7	-0.7	80.8%	0.0%	44.4%	—	—	-128.7

Where the wins came from (to date)

Owner	Wins +/-	Draft	Waivers	Trades	Lineup	Luck	Other
Fat Pat	+1.5	+1.2	+0.2	-0.0	+0.1	+0.2	-0.2
Matt	+1.5	+1.0	+0.2	-0.0	+0.7	-0.3	-0.1
Pat	+1.5	+1.2	+0.2	+0.0	+0.9	-0.7	-0.0
Chester	+0.5	+1.1	+0.2	+0.0	-0.3	-0.4	-0.2
Joe	+0.5	-0.2	+0.1	-0.0	-0.3	+0.7	+0.1
Marco	+0.5	-0.1	+0.2	-0.0	+0.7	-0.3	-0.0
Worm	+0.5	+0.1	+0.2	-0.0	+0.0	+0.2	-0.0
Jack	-0.5	-1.8	+0.4	+0.2	-0.3	+1.5	-0.4
Shaun	-0.5	+1.0	-0.5	-0.0	-0.4	-0.5	-0.0
Nate	-1.5	-2.7	-0.1	+0.2	+0.3	+0.6	+0.1
Randy	-1.5	+0.5	-0.9	-0.0	-0.8	-0.3	+0.0
Vinny	-2.5	-1.3	-0.4	-0.1	-0.7	-0.7	+0.6

In wins. See Where Wins Come From.

Playoff Odds

After Week 9. Seeds 1–6 make the playoffs; 1 and 2 get byes.

Owner	W–L	Playoffs	Title	Bye	Mundane Randy	Proj. W	Chg
Matt	6-3	97%	22%	57%	<1%	9.0	+6
Pat	6-3	96%	23%	59%	<1%	8.8	+3
Fat Pat	6-3	94%	18%	43%	<1%	8.7	+9
Chester	5-4	76%	11%	14%	2%	7.7	−11
Marco	5-4	76%	10%	12%	2%	7.7	−9
Worm	5-4	63%	7%	8%	3%	7.5	+19
Joe	5-4	51%	5%	5%	5%	7.4	+14
Shaun	4-5	30%	3%	1%	7%	6.5	−25
Jack	4-5	11%	1%	<1%	14%	6.2	+4
Randy	3-6	3%	<1%	0%	16%	5.3	−4
Nate	3-6	2%	<1%	0%	23%	5.2	−4
Vinny	2-7	<1%	<1%	0%	28%	4.0	−1

By week

Seed	Owner	Pre	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9
2	Matt	51	67	53	60	53	51	69	81	91	97	8	13	8	8	9	9	13	15	17	22	8	5	7	6	6	5	3	1	1	<1
1	Pat	50	57	50	70	61	51	70	84	93	96	8	9	8	12	11	9	13	18	23	23	8	7	8	4	5	5	3	1	<1	<1
3	Fat Pat	51	58	39	37	49	71	83	90	85	94	9	9	5	5	7	13	16	17	14	18	8	7	12	10	7	3	2	1	1	<1
4	Chester	50	40	54	65	70	85	77	72	87	76	8	6	9	11	11	16	14	11	15	11	9	10	7	5	4	2	2	3	1	2
5	Marco	50	63	85	91	84	88	80	89	85	76	8	12	21	22	19	18	15	17	14	10	9	5	1	1	2	1	2	1	1	2
6	Worm	49	33	41	29	43	51	47	60	44	63	9	4	5	4	6	7	7	8	5	7	8	13	11	13	9	6	7	4	6	3
7	Joe	51	34	47	61	72	60	44	26	38	51	8	5	7	9	12	9	6	3	3	5	9	13	9	5	4	5	7	11	7	5
8	Shaun	50	59	48	39	51	57	53	45	55	30	8	10	7	5	8	9	8	6	7	3	8	7	8	10	7	6	6	6	4	7
9	Jack	50	38	27	17	26	28	35	24	7	11	8	6	4	2	3	3	4	2	1	1	9	11	13	16	12	11	10	11	17	14
10	Randy	50	62	70	82	70	52	30	19	8	3	8	11	12	15	11	7	3	2	1	<1	8	6	5	3	4	7	12	14	17	16
11	Nate	49	45	50	31	18	6	11	5	6	2	8	8	8	4	2	1	1	<1	<1	<1	8	9	8	13	16	23	20	22	20	23
12	Vinny	50	45	37	20	5	1	2	3	1	<1	8	8	6	3	<1	<1	<1	<1	<1	<1	8	8	10	14	24	26	26	24	24	28

Each week’s odds come from 10,000 simulations of the rest of the season, with team strength set by scoring to date and weighted toward the league average until the sample grows. Backtested on every week since 2013: teams given 70–80% made the playoffs 74% of the time.

Biggest Upsets

Wk	Winner	Pregame	Score	Loser
4	Jack	25%	147.92–118.34	Marco
6	Jack	28%	105.86–85.40	Joe
6	Nate	33%	114.18–109.28	Chester
5	Worm	36%	117.74–85.40	Randy
4	Joe	36%	146.62–141.36	Matt

Playoffs

Playoffs start Week 15.

Consolation Results

Seeds 7–12 play the losers bracket from Week 15. The loser of its final is Mundane Randy.

Week-by-Week Results

Wk	Pat	Matt	Fat Pat	Chester	Marco	Worm	Joe	Shaun	Jack	Randy	Nate	Vinny
1	W111.86	W156.16	W116.36	L115.84	W141.20	L85.60	L92.26	W125.62	L107.26	W134.46	L133.30	L133.52
2	L119.94	L84.08	L71.68	W129.62	W187.08	W110.26	W129.02	L97.82	L94.70	W113.02	W96.80	L118.76
3	W157.82	W107.34	L141.78	W127.38	W118.64	L106.04	W130.16	L116.46	L101.24	W135.06	L72.92	L65.72
4	L135.52	L141.36	W150.12	W114.48	L118.34	W155.60	W146.62	W142.48	W147.92	L101.82	L107.48	L48.98
5	L137.76	L169.28	W186.60	W160.44	W112.60	W117.74	L106.68	W122.64	W105.36	L85.40	L58.96	L90.52
6	W148.30	W145.14	W125.10	L109.28	L94.26	L139.64	L85.40	L129.60	W105.86	L66.70	W114.18	W110.48
7	W146.98	W133.22	W118.98	L126.42	W121.08	W123.56	L84.12	L118.34	L100.72	L91.12	L94.40	W100.80
8	W179.28	W117.86	L116.38	W156.38	L120.44	L105.02	W133.36	W119.56	L54.36	L92.08	W105.40	L116.28
9	W110.76	W156.52	W154.14	L105.98	L107.78	W137.10	W118.86	L83.04	W106.88	L130.06	L84.68	L68.34