Dogger vs JOE!: The pick was Joe behind the logic that he actually cares enough to change his team name, and did a great job on the new one. Result: Joe Won outright.
Mike vs Mike: The pick was “Moville today, Hoville tomorrow,” who was a slight favorite. Chest Daddy covered by 46 points. Hot start for Copperpots.
Rock vs Randy: The pick was Rock, who was a 2 point underdog. He must have found a blunt that would make Snoop Dogg blush the way he smoked Randy.
Schwed vs Stalin: This one went about how you would expect. Somehow Matt pulled out a Close victory. I think we need some outside monitors to check if scummy is adjusting scores. Either way, the pick was Schwed, and he blew it by less than a point. Classic scum move from a scum commissioner.
PK vs Pookie: This one was off to quite the start, as every Colts running back except Pookie’s first round pick was racking up points. And then it happened: Marlin Mack’s Achilles decided “Eric said ‘don’t worry,’ so let me help him out.” Either way, PK covered the 10-point line.
Scones vs HSJ: The pick was Scones as a 8 point favorite, and on the back of a tight end performance, he barely covered. Also, on an unrelated note, fuck Josh Jacobs and Adam Thielen.
Check back on Thursday for the week 2 breakdown.
J.J.C