Originally published by Shitty Bill
Shortly after Jack’s admission, Matt Close released a profanity-laced tirade against several league members following his elimination from the playoffs.
“I would have beat anyone else in the league except for Brent. This is so fucking retarded, dude. No like seriously do you know how many times this happens to me? People like Joe start off 9-0 or 10-0 whatever the fuck he did, scoring like 70 fucking points each week and me I get 127 in the biggest game of the year and Brent puts up 152? No like seriously I know it’s just a game but it’s almost like God just loves to fuck me when it comes to performing in the post-season. Lubes me up and gets me with the long dick of the holy fucking spirit. Well you know what if you see Brent tell him I said ‘fuck you.’ Where does this guy get off starting a tight end in his fucking flex spot? And Josh McCown at quarterback leads the entire NFL in fantasy scoring? I’m just gonna kill you all in fantasy baseball so fuck you guys anyway.”