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date: 2020-11-06T15:12:00-05:00
author: Harrison Horsecock
title: Week 9 Q&amp;A
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Ham or turkey? Bologna perhaps? Fuck you. Hey gang, Harry HorseCock here, and those are just <em>some</em> of the questions we’ll be answering for you here in Week 9! After a roller coaster first half of the season that raised many more questions than it did answers, we’re going to try and dig in to some of the lingering <em>and</em> soon-to-be-asked questions in the league, as asked by some of our readers! So slap on your strap on and warm up your gooch wax, because things are about to get Harry!</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" src="https://i.imgur.com/EePFNSZ.png" alt="" width="497" height="497" /><figcaption>Try not to get a boner! Halloween night 2020 at the GFFL clubhouse!</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Question #1 &#8211; Harry, who is most likely to take Jack’s spot after he is relegated to the Poyfair League next season? &#8211;</strong> This is a tough one. You gotta like Tom Cole to steal a spot in the league, and of course Shay Ashline is making a beautiful run. But when push comes to shove, I think we’ll actually have a deep sleeper addition&#8230;I’m of course speaking of long time friend of every GFFL owner, <em>James Terranova</em>. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="762" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-762" width="416" height="416" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=416 416w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=832 832w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0ed0844c-71a2-490e-aa89-42742b544021.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 416px) 100vw, 416px" /><figcaption>2012 Beer Olympics champions Natedogg McGregor, Pat Kennedy, Chester Lamonto, and James Terranova. </figcaption></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="765" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-765" width="412" height="412" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=412 412w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=824 824w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/0083f234-20f9-4bb9-81b4-33a91b8fa8be.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 412px) 100vw, 412px" /><figcaption>DEGENERATE ALERT!! You can call this wrecking ball squad Degeneration-<em>Next</em>! In non Covid times, it wouldn’t be hard to find life long pal’s Jack Vandenabeele, James Terranova, Chester Lamonto, and Pat Kennedy at the Saratoga Race Track in the off-season.</figcaption></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="766" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-766" width="433" height="433" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=433 433w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=866 866w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/c98229fd-3093-4a24-a9a0-758ada96063d.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px" /><figcaption>It wouldn’t be a real birthday for league owner Randy Tagliatela if he didn’t get his annual “happy birthday” from BFF James.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">It is expected that the addition of the far-right <em>James</em> to the GFFL would spark interesting and highly publicized Facebook debates between him and current league owner and liberal cuck, <em>Pat Kennedy</em>. As if that alone wasn’t enough reason to add James to the league, he also made mention of a potential <em>blowjob for management</em> if a deal goes through, an offer league commissioner Pedro “Adolf” Close is expected to accept. So it’s looking like Terranova finding himself firmly in the GFFL next season is as sure as Trump winning the presidency! #MAGA #TRUMP2020 #STOPTHECOUNT #KILLTHEDEMOCRATS #KILLALLMINORITIES</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="771" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-771" width="472" height="472" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=472 472w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=944 944w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a7838a84-a887-46c0-bc05-596e91399b57.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px" /><figcaption>Joseph “Jizz” LaPorta, Vinny “Scones” Mosconi, and James Terranova enjoying the beautiful Adirondacks!</figcaption></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="764" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-764" width="411" height="411" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=411 411w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=822 822w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/fd2703b9-3bff-466e-ba53-2163513e7bea.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px" /><figcaption>Chris “Smitty” Smith and James Terranova at church waiting for Pope Pedro to announce who will be taking Jack’s spot next season.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Question #2 &#8211; Harry, I own Brian Hill, Mike Davis, Deejay Dallas, Kerryon Johnson, and Cordarrelle Patterson. &#8211; </strong>Hello reader, and although that wasn’t a question, I definitely see your problem. Having too much depth at one position can be a blessing and a curse, as correctly determining which player to start on any given week is what separates the experts like <em>me</em>, from the pop-tarts like <em>you</em>.&nbsp;</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="768" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-768" width="516" height="516" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=516 516w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=1032 1032w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/165a8730-8774-4714-8b03-476e9328bd13.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 516px) 100vw, 516px" /><figcaption>Brian Hill, Mike Davis, and Pat Kennedy with girlfriend Jaedee Lavada shortly after beating Joe last week.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I suggest trading away some of that deep running back depth for some receiver depth, because I’d be willing to bet you’re lacking there with so many great running backs. But anyway, this week you’re gonna want to throw Patterson in the starting mix. Kerryon Johnson is a force but far too unpredictable, and while Patterson may have a low fantasy ceiling, his floor is even lower. So start Patterson, and you really can’t go wrong with your RB2 as they are <em>all</em> easily in the RB1 category, but fade Johnson this week against a middle-of-the-pack Vikings defense.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="769" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-769" width="488" height="488" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=488 488w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=976 976w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/d5539edc-ae54-4834-96e2-a74953693d50.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 488px) 100vw, 488px" /><figcaption><em>Breaking news</em>, Bears WR Javon Wims is <em>breaking jaws</em>! Saints corner C.J. Gardener-Johnson is in the league’s concussion protocol following this and other devastating blows delivered directly to his dome by Javon Wims. He is expected to have developed Down Syndrome from this lethal blow pictured above.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Question #3 &#8211; Harry, should I pick up Javon Wims <em>now</em>, or wait until his 2 game suspension is up but risk losing him to waivers? &#8211;</strong> If this were a league of serial killers instead of football players, would you pick up <em>Jeffrey</em> <em>Dahmer</em> now, or wait 2 games and risk losing him to waivers? Because that’s how fucking dumb you sound. Obviously you pick him up now. Wims has been compared to Dahmer constantly throughout his career, and after Sunday’s explosion, it’s obvious why. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="772" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-772" width="387" height="387" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=387 387w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=774 774w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5883ccfa-3244-4290-b0a5-959476d4f7fe.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 387px) 100vw, 387px" /><figcaption>Javon Wims even bears an eerily similar resemblance to the notorious Milwaukee serial killer.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Listen to me, don’t walk, <em>RUN</em> to the waiver wire right now and throw down whatever it takes to get this guy (which evidently won’t be much, because this mother fucker is a free agent). Your opponents would rather take a punch from Floyd Mayweather than Wims, whose punches make Mayweather’s feel as though he were wearing Tempur-Pedic pillows on his hands as opposed to boxing gloves. Yeah gang, pick up this prospective serial-killing, boxing prodigy now and your opponents will get Down Syndrome. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="774" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-774" width="438" height="438" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=438 438w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=876 876w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/f536c6bb-1e89-4a1a-a822-0f93dfa1e903.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px" /><figcaption>You can see the fear in Mayweather’s eyes after being asked about a potential bout against challenger Javon Wims.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Question #4 &#8211; Hey Harry, my username is @VinnyTEscones69, first time/long time! My question is: Why is the election still going after President Trump <em>claimed</em> Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina, and Michigan? Also, which tight ends are you starting this week? &#8211;</strong> Thanks for the questions @VinnyTEscones69, but you don’t need to include your username. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="775" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg" data-orig-size="1170,2208" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=543" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=543" alt="" class="wp-image-775" width="284" height="535" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=543 543w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=284 284w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=568 568w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=79 79w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1d74eddc-c725-4915-b4fd-a234c4d1b318.jpeg?w=159 159w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 284px) 100vw, 284px" /><figcaption>User @VinnyTEscones69 in a selfie he posted during Sunday’s games.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">That being said, the overwhelming majority of Americans are wondering the same thing about the election. It’s a sad day in America when the <em>fucking</em> <em>democrats</em> can rig the election with extra ballots for Biden in swing states, when Trump is clearly winning the popular vote nationally. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="777" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png" data-orig-size="1242,2208" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=576" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=576" alt="" class="wp-image-777" width="334" height="594" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=576 576w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=334 334w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=668 668w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=84 84w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5c690fb5-6e84-4b06-b4c1-fcbd210c0af0.png?w=169 169w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px" /><figcaption>If this puzzles you, you’re not alone. Avid Trump supporter and local genius <em>Taylor Miskinis</em> seems to be contradicting her photo with her comment, but that didn’t stop 17 other geniuses from “liking” it. I am in complete agreement &#8211; the <em>land</em> should vote and not the <em>people</em>, especially if they’re fucking democrats!!</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Votes that weren’t counted before midnight on Tuesday are being counted today and that’s a fucking disgrace. This is evidence of the corruption in the dirty, sad, pathetic Democratic Party, who, by the way, organized and carried out 9/11! </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="778" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-778" width="374" height="374" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png?w=374 374w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png?w=748 748w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/e4a4eb47-570a-4146-bd58-72db38f2ebb5.png?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px" /><figcaption>I know it, Johnny Trump (Christian Conservative Republican) knows it, and now <em>you</em> know it &#8211; the Dems are responsible for 9/11!</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Trump has already&nbsp;claimed&nbsp;these states <em>and</em> the presidency, and the fucking dems are just pissed that Biden didn’t claim them first! I can’t wait for the legal system to make this right and make America great again! Please join myself, Brett Favre, and Lil Wayne in donating massive sums of money to the fundraisers for President Trump’s upcoming legal battles he is sure to win!</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="779" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg" data-orig-size="1242,1366" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg?w=931" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg?w=931" alt="" class="wp-image-779" width="313" height="344" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg?w=313 313w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg?w=626 626w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg?w=136 136w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1802a9a4-892a-42fb-a0f8-105abd734484.jpeg?w=273 273w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px" /><figcaption>Here it is. At 4:56 PM Wednesday, November 4 2020, President Trump <em>CLAIMED</em> Pennsylvania’s, Georgia’s, North Carolina’s, and Michigan’s electoral votes! By that math the election is over and he wins, but the fucking dems are still counting!! Unbelievable, and a clear example of how corrupt the Democratic Party really is.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">As for which tight end(s?) I’m playing this week, well I’ve been harping him all year &#8211; Mo Alie-Cox. In Week 8 Alie-Cox made his presence felt in a big way, racking up a stellar 3 receptions on his way to 37 yards in a performance strong enough to shoot him up to the number 24 overall tight end in fantasy this year. And that stat becomes even <em>more</em> impressive when you consider Alie-Cox has played in all but one of Indianapolis’ games this year. Averaging a solid 8.2 points per contest, Alie-Cox is shockingly only rostered in 2.7% of ESPN leagues, and is an awesome streaming candidate this week against a tough Baltimore defense.&nbsp;</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="781" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-781" width="606" height="606" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=606 606w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/735b91cd-4ebd-422f-9e2e-da850256f517.png 1080w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 606px) 100vw, 606px" /><figcaption>Moseph Alie-Cox.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Welp, that about does it gang. All of the questions you guys sent us, answered. If you have any questions you want answered for next week, please be sure to ask them on twitter at @HarryHCock and I’ll be sure to respond to them as long as my account isn’t suspended. But for now I’ll leave you with some great feedback I’ve been receiving on Twitter. Ciao for now.&nbsp;</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="782" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-782" width="550" height="550" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=550 550w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1eb019a9-9a8d-46f4-9a7d-6c4c40caa1e5.png 1080w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px" /><figcaption><em>I’m</em> so pathetic?! <em>You’re</em> the one debating politics with <em>Harry</em> <em>HorseCock</em> on Twitter, Wil.</figcaption></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="784" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4.jpeg" data-orig-size="1242,1066" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4.jpeg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4.jpeg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-784" width="462" height="395" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4.jpeg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/1378bf25-1ef5-4c7b-ab49-d32825ada7d4.jpeg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px" /><figcaption>I don’t know who Mango is, but the guy is clearly a fucking Dem! </figcaption></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="786" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg" data-orig-size="1242,2208" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=576" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=576" alt="" class="wp-image-786" width="300" height="533" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=576 576w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=600 600w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=84 84w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/851a96cf-5d8e-4b4d-ac7c-d7f60f91d05c.jpeg?w=169 169w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px" /><figcaption>And of course, the now infamous tweet that got me suspended from Twitter. I stand by it, fuck the Dems!!</figcaption></figure>

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  <p>Ham or turkey? Bologna perhaps? Fuck you. Hey gang, Harry HorseCock here, and those are just some of the questions we’ll be answering for you here in Week 9! After a roller coaster first half of the season that raised many more questions than it did answers, we’re going to try and dig in to [&hellip;]</p>


date: 2020-11-10T13:30:55-05:00
author: Pat Fenis
title: Tuesday Morning Toilet Talk
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Typically, I start my mornings with a cup of hot, black coffee, a steady drip of morphine through an IV, and a finger up the rear end from a Zimbabwean midget.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="340" height="340" data-attachment-id="789" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-9/img_0667/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0667.jpg" data-orig-size="340,340" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0667" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0667.jpg?w=340" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0667.jpg?w=340" alt="" class="wp-image-789" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0667.jpg 340w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0667.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0667.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px" /><figcaption>Zah getting ready to wake me up properly</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But I simply don’t have time for that this morning, god dammit. I have a column to produce. So fuck me sideways with a lunchbox you transvestite little whores. It’s time to review Week 9.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>TOP 4 DEAD PEOPLE I’M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong><em>1. Kobe Bryant</em></strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="799" data-attachment-id="790" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-9/img_0590/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg" data-orig-size="1053,822" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0590" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-790" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0590.jpg 1053w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Thanks for the moving eulogy, Mike. God bless you.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong><em>2. Chadwick Boseman</em></strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Seems like a nice guy, but when I watched Black Panther I truly had no fucking idea what was happening the entire time. I haven’t been so confused during a movie since I saw 42, also starring Boseman. A black man playing baseball? It just didn’t jive with the reality I’ve come to know and love. Chad was kind of the Obama of actors. Offered nothing of substance, was only successful because of the black turnout, and after 8 years in the business &#8211; he’s gone. Wakanda Forever.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="816" data-attachment-id="791" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-9/img_0601/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg" data-orig-size="1110,885" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0601" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-791" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0601.jpg 1110w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong><em>3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg</em></strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Gays, abortions, and racial equality &#8211; oh my! Save it, Ruth. Despite being the most fuckable Supreme Court Justice even at the ripe age of 87, women act like Ruth is much more than a series of dried, shriveled holes. Well I have news for you: she isn’t! And now she’s been replaced with someone who, armed with thousands of factoids learned from Rush Limbaugh, can truly get the job done.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="575" data-attachment-id="792" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-9/img_0617/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,668" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0617" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-792" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0617.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong><em>4. Alex Trebek</em></strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Perhaps an unpopular opinion, but any alive human that knows how to read could do Alex Trebek’s job. Sadly, he is now a non-alive human but alas &#8211; a bright spot emerges in the form of a new host.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="582" height="1024" data-attachment-id="793" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-9/img_0610/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,2091" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0610" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=582" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=582" alt="" class="wp-image-793" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=582 582w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=1164 1164w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=85 85w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=170 170w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0610.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 582px) 100vw, 582px" /><figcaption>He’s about 6’4”, 1 inch shorter than George Pataki</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>WRAPPING UP</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">In lieu of actually discussing anything fantasy football related this week, I spent my entire morning making this video that I simply hope will brighten everyone’s day. </p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">While no one will miss Bryant or Trebek, there are quite a few people seemingly gone from our lives who we WILL remember fondly for the rest of our days. Friendship is precious. Time moves quickly. Cherish every moment.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-video"><video height="487" style="aspect-ratio: 886 / 487;" width="886" controls src="https://videos.files.wordpress.com/wTwQ3nrR/rpreplay_final1605031621.mp4"></video></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Please join me next week where we will play a modified version of <strong>Fuck The Hole of Thomas Cole</strong> featuring Randy playing the role of Tom Cole and us dressing up as our favorite childhood television characters. Cheers. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="615" data-attachment-id="795" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/10/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-9/img_0602/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,714" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0602" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-795" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0602.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>

excerpt:
  <p>Typically, I start my mornings with a cup of hot, black coffee, a steady drip of morphine through an IV, and a finger up the rear end from a Zimbabwean midget. But I simply don’t have time for that this morning, god dammit. I have a column to produce. So fuck me sideways with a [&hellip;]</p>

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date: 2020-11-10T21:03:51-05:00
author: Harrison Horsecock
title: Week 10: The Case of the Missing Trump Sign
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">At approximately 6:40 PM on Monday November 9th, an act of terror so heinous it’s almost beyond comprehension was committed in the Hamlet of Meco, NY. If you haven’t already heard, Meco resident Conrad Chapin had his Trump campaign sign stolen from his front lawn by what appears to be multiple perpetrators.&nbsp;</p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Hey gang, Harry HorseCock here, and in an attempt to find the truth in the web of lies that&nbsp;<em>is</em>&nbsp;the Chapin case, I’ll be dedicating my column in Week 10 to detail my investigation for you. Let’s break this down:</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">According to his post, the sign was stolen at approximately 6:40 PM Monday night. This leaves an extremely small window of opportunity for potential thieves to commit the crime, and luckily allowed me to eliminate some potential suspects from my investigation and narrow my list down to three key suspects:</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>1 &#8211; Barack Obama  </strong></p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The most obvious and easily most <em>corrupt</em> suspect on the list, Obama is at the heart of every conservative and republican’s problems. Affordable healthcare? <em>Obama</em>. 9/11? <em>Obama</em>. Severe mental development issues for offspring of incest? <em>Obama</em>. Conrad’s Trump sign&#8230;? Although many believe he was responsible, no evidence has been released that actually links Obama to the sign, Chapin, or Meco at all. However, Chapin has continuously claimed that “the evidence against Barack is mounting and will be released soon, and there will be <em>A LOT</em> of it!” I guess we’ll see.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>2 &#8211; Wayne Root  </strong></p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">While Conrad was painting a picture of a campaign sign that was stolen by Obama and the Dems, investigators turned their attention to another potential suspect: Wayne Root. Root is the inspirational, mentally disabled conservative author whose new book, <em>Trump Rules</em>, hits shelves today and is expected to hit trash cans by tomorrow. Truly an inspiration, Root is currently the third most successful mentally disabled conservative author in all of November. </p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The theory with Root is not one of intentional sabotage, but rather an honest mistake. On his way home from Sylvan Learning Center, Root got lost and ended up in Meco. Coincidentally, the only thing he recognized was the Trump campaign sign on Conrad’s lawn. Mistaking Conrad’s sign for his own, Root pulled his bicycle over, slapped the kickstand down by hand, left his helmet on the handlebar, walked over to the sign, rolled it up, and shoved it in his ass. Although that is only a theory, the fact that Root hasn’t been seen or heard from since the incident raises suspicions that he may have somehow been involved.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="813" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg" data-orig-size="1231,1347" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg?w=936" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg?w=936" alt="" class="wp-image-813" width="341" height="372" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg?w=341 341w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg?w=682 682w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg?w=137 137w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/32b7078f-e23b-4ec8-ba0a-73e5765e79d6.jpeg?w=274 274w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px" /></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="814" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908.jpeg" data-orig-size="1242,862" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908.jpeg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908.jpeg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-814" width="360" height="248" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/945a6ebd-ed42-421f-bfed-489661a75908.jpeg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px" /><figcaption>Wayne went from #1 in “multiple categories” to #3 in “Nationalism” in 7 hours flat! Truly inspiring.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>3 &#8211;&nbsp;<em>Conrad Chapin</em>&nbsp; </strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="819" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg" data-orig-size="857,1384" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1605039693&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg?w=634" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg?w=634" alt="" class="wp-image-819" width="328" height="529" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg?w=328 328w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg?w=656 656w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg?w=93 93w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a12e0dd3-2102-44c7-a00f-9c7aceaba9aa.jpeg?w=186 186w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px" /><figcaption>Conrad’s Facebook page. As of the time of publication he has yet to respond to my request for friendship.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Now hear me out here gang&#8230;The first thing we notice about his profile is that Conrad&nbsp;<em>studied Sociology at SUNY Schenectady County Community College</em>. Yeah, then he and Sally sold seashells down by the seashore before catching crawfish in the Cayadutta. Unfortunately, my investigation ultimately led to the discovery that Conrad was lying about studying sociology at SUNY SCCC, and actually just visited the campus for a tour on one occasion in 2012. Claims that this lie was deliberately intended to mislead investigators are being disputed by Chapin’s legal team.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="820" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg" data-orig-size="870,1392" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1605039779&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=640" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=640" alt="" class="wp-image-820" width="399" height="639" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=399 399w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=798 798w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=94 94w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=188 188w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/89f1540a-08de-44db-b5bf-cb7065665a99.jpeg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px" /><figcaption>Meco &#8211; The home of the ball park, John John, and&#8230;<em>Conrad Chapin</em>?</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The second thing we notice is that Conrad currently lives in the hamlet of Meco, NY. During my investigation, I could prove this claim to be neither true nor false. A closer look at his profile photo shows a family wearing traditional Meco wedding garments in a wooded area&nbsp;<em>assumed</em>&nbsp;to be Meco, however the&nbsp;<em>actual</em>&nbsp;location of the photo is unable to be determined. Unable to prove otherwise, we can accept Chapin’s claim that he currently lives in Meco to be true.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="822" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg" data-orig-size="861,1407" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1605039783&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg?w=627" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg?w=627" alt="" class="wp-image-822" width="369" height="603" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg?w=369 369w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg?w=738 738w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg?w=92 92w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/cdda2775-91e3-4310-aabf-d2ebc44c0a19.jpeg?w=184 184w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px" /><figcaption>It is unknown whether Conrad is a Tar Heels or Blue Devils fan, however according to him he was “offered a full ride from Coach K back in ‘09 but turned it down.”</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The third thing we notice is that Conrad is originally from Jacksonville, North Carolina. That’s where he lived with the snufelufagus before graduating high school and moving to New York to obtain his sociology degree from SUNY SCCC. Unfortunately gang, my investigation into Conrad’s origins proved this claim to be a lie as well, as multiple yearbooks obtained from Gloversville High School in upstate New York link him to the Empire State as early as 2005.&nbsp;</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">As Conrad’s credibility diminished, more and more questions started to be asked. Why would a supposed sociology expert living in Meco, a small hamlet in upstate NY where houses are a minimum of 2 miles apart by town law, feel the need to install security cameras outside of his house? Why was the sign still on display after Election Day, and why does he want it back so badly&nbsp;<em>now</em>, when any ballots it may inspire neighbors to cast would be&nbsp;<em>illegal</em>?&nbsp;<em>Who</em>&nbsp;would steal the sign? Things just weren’t adding up with Chapin’s story. And that’s when the most damning evidence of all was finally released.&nbsp;</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="824" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-824" width="418" height="418" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=418 418w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=836 836w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/81f400cd-d998-45dd-ae41-2de5fcb309dd.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 418px) 100vw, 418px" /><figcaption>The original photo from Conrad’s security cameras that was leaked to the public.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Finally, after being relentlessly badgered by the public to release the “mounting evidence against Barack”, Conrad did just that. In a short video we aren’t able to release due to ongoing legal investigations, an unidentified garbage man (whom Chapin claims is Barrack Obama) can be clearly seen taking the sign, along with other valuables, from Chapin’s front lawn. But upon further inspection of the video, I noticed there was a very brief moment where the suspect seemed to look up. And that’s when I cracked the case.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="826" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-826" width="455" height="455" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=455 455w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=910 910w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f22b49f-0f9b-4e3c-b84d-6094856a5864.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px" /><figcaption>A closer look at the video revealed the perpetrator to be none other than Chapin himself.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">It seems Conrad was lying to investigators the entire time. Not only was he a garbage man and not the NYU sociology professor he claimed to be, he was also the person responsible for the stolen campaign sign. Apparently due to unfavorable results in the election, Chapin decided to stage the theft of the sign in an attempt to undermine the Democrat’s credibility in the public’s mind in regard to the results. </p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>The Bottom Line &#8211;</strong> As much as I’d like to blame the fuckin’ Dems for the theft of Conrad’s sign, the evidence just doesn’t back it up. If I were to report otherwise, well, I’d just be driving a wedge even further between an already divided nation. Not to mention the fact that the readers would forever question not only <em>my</em> integrity, but also the integrity of the GFFL and journalism as a whole forever. News outlets have a major responsibility to report the facts without distorting information to sway public perception for their own agendas. It’s either that or continue to drive the wedge between the American people until they’re on the verge of civil war. Instead of getting American’s riled up over accusations that have no evidence to back them up, news outlets need to report the facts, even if doing so means waving the white flag on their own agenda. Because at the end of the day, it’s the news outlets that hold the real power when it comes to uniting and changing America for the better. Whether you voted red or blue or anything else, you <em>voted</em>, and that’s what a democracy is all about. For any news outlet, or person for that matter, to attempt to subvert that democracy by intentionally relaying misleading information would be an act of terror against the United States the likes of which have never been (and hopefully never will be) seen. But that about does it gang. The shrooms are wearing off so I gotta get to Oregon. Ciao for now.</p>

excerpt:
  <p>At approximately 6:40 PM on Monday November 9th, an act of terror so heinous it’s almost beyond comprehension was committed in the Hamlet of Meco, NY. If you haven’t already heard, Meco resident Conrad Chapin had his Trump campaign sign stolen from his front lawn by what appears to be multiple perpetrators.&nbsp; Hey gang, Harry [&hellip;]</p>


date: 2020-11-17T10:44:54-05:00
author: Pat Fenis
title: Tuesday Morning Toilet Talk
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Metaphorical elephant in the room: The 2020 GFFL fantasy season has been more wild and unpredictable than Courtney Gardner after she funnels 2 pounds of bath salts directly into her colon.</p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Actual elephant in the room: Timmy Giblin. Who now sits at 8-2 in the Poyfair League after dismantling Tammy McCue like he did that Vietnamese prostitute on his last family vacation.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="558" data-attachment-id="832" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0740/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,648" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0740" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-832" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0740.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Timmy and family before Timmy’s first massage at Orchids of Asia</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But enough about the mentally ill. A very wise woman once told me, “Spitters are quitters!” So swallow that load, faggots, Week 10 is in the books.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="386" data-attachment-id="833" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0711/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg" data-orig-size="1125,425" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0711" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-833" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0711.jpg 1125w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>2-GAME WIN STREAK</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="856" data-attachment-id="834" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0745/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,994" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0745" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-834" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0745.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>How it started </figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Picture this.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">You are confronted by a warm breeze as you step your bare feet onto the sandy beach. Finally, after working so hard for so long, you’ve saved enough money for your first real family vacation.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">You’re not well off. Never have been. You do what you can to provide for and protect your family, and this is the first real sense of peace you’ve felt in nearly 10 years. As the kids lay out their blankets and playfully kick sand at each other’s feet, your wife looks up at you with a smile, signaling for the first time in years, “I’m proud of you.” Hard work DOES pay off. Maybe this is the start of something new.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But then, with a rum spritzer in your hand as your brood splashes in the sea close to shore, you begin to hear screams. The water turns red with blood as one by one, each member of your family is devoured by a great white shark wearing a Hitler mustache.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Then, before you can muster the energy to react with even the slightest last ditch effort to save them, the ghosts of Charles Manson and Jeffrey Dahmer appear and take turns raping you on the beach until the sun sets and the last beam of light flickers away.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Your family is gone. You are numb. The anal abuse feels good now. You are a ghost, yourself. You were always a ghost.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Okay &#8211; stop picturing.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">That’s basically what it feels like to lose to Vinny in fantasy football.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Channeling his inner Scones, Rock rolled with a RB1 who was not only inactive, but was completely released from his team soon after the game.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Vince on the other hand, got plenty of help from his All Star lineup led by Joe Burrow, Nyheim Hines, Jerry Jeudy, and Noah Fant.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="720" height="469" data-attachment-id="835" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0746/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0746.jpg" data-orig-size="720,469" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D300&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Special Olympian Nick Drift fades back for a pass during Monday&#039;s flag football practice in Virginia.&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1379967499&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;135&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.00125&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0746" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Special Olympian Nick Drift fades back for a pass during Monday&amp;#8217;s flag football practice in Virginia.&lt;/p&gt;
  " data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0746.jpg?w=720" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0746.jpg?w=720" alt="" class="wp-image-835" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0746.jpg 720w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0746.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0746.jpg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px" /><figcaption>Snapshot from a Tight End University team practice</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Haven’t seen an overachieving lineup of disabled people quite like that since I wrote this next segment.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Back-to-back wins for the man in the Dri-FIT t-shirt and beige cargo shirts. Scones 135, Rock 126.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="627" data-attachment-id="836" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0743/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg" data-orig-size="1074,658" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0743" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-836" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0743.jpg 1074w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>How it ended </figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>POYFAIR LEAGUE STANDINGS UPDATE</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">1. <strong>Can I Have A Quarterback?</strong> (Timmy Giblin) &#8211; 8-2</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">2. <strong>Burrow your Chubb in my Hines</strong> (Ricky Morgan) &#8211; 7-3</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">3.<strong> Calhoun’s Cowboys D/ST</strong> (Shane Calhoun) 7-3</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">4. <strong>(She/Her)</strong> (Sam Benton) 6-4</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">5. <strong>Young, Dumb, and Fulgham of Cum</strong> (Josh Young) 6-4</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">6. <strong>Herbert’s Perverts</strong> (Joe Poyfair) 5-5</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">7. <strong>The Shepard and The Lamb</strong> (Barkim Ashe) &#8211; 5-5</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">8. <strong>Thanks for Flying, Poyf Air</strong> (Matt Poyfair) 4-6</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">9. <strong>2 Tards 1 Team</strong> (James and Will Baker) 3-7</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">10. <strong>Gloversville, NY Battered Women’s Shelter</strong> (Tammy McCue) 3-7</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">11. <strong>Krazy Kat Killer</strong> (Bill Close) &#8211; 1-9</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">12. <strong>Team Krajcir</strong> (Josh Krajcir) 0-10</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>BURKUS BONANZA</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Time for the update most of you have privately messaged me about wanting.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="1024" data-attachment-id="837" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0738/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg" data-orig-size="1440,1440" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0738" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-837" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0738.jpg 1440w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The rumors are true. A hearty congratulations to Violet Burkus on the birth of her son, Brandon! Taxpayers, rejoice. The welfare state is secure for another generation.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Now, I know what you’re all thinking. Considering Violet is one of the most physically unappealing human beings on planet Earth, who in God’s good name would be sick enough to drop their seed into her bloated, rotten birth canal?</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Here are some hints.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">While now a devoted one-woman man, our mystery father has a history of polygamy.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="772" data-attachment-id="838" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0755/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,896" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0755" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-838" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0755.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">He loves swordplay and not just of the gay cockfighting variety. He has even participated in sword fighting competitions as far away as Michigan!</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="818" data-attachment-id="839" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0753/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,950" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0753" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-839" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0753.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Protect ya neck, nigga </figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Some say his biggest celebrity lookalike is the rat from the film Ratatoullie</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="841" height="1024" data-attachment-id="840" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0751/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg" data-orig-size="886,1079" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0751" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg?w=841" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg?w=841" alt="" class="wp-image-840" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg?w=841 841w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg?w=123 123w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg?w=246 246w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0751.jpg 886w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 841px) 100vw, 841px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Any guesses, folks? Ah what the hell &#8211; let’s get to the reveal.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="475" height="680" data-attachment-id="841" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0735/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0735.jpg" data-orig-size="475,680" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0735" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0735.jpg?w=475" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0735.jpg?w=475" alt="" class="wp-image-841" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0735.jpg 475w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0735.jpg?w=105 105w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0735.jpg?w=210 210w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px" /></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="682" height="1023" data-attachment-id="843" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0737-2/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg" data-orig-size="1125,1688" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0737" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg?w=682" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg?w=682" alt="" class="wp-image-843" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg?w=682 682w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg?w=100 100w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg?w=200 200w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0737.jpg 1125w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px" /></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="1024" data-attachment-id="847" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0741-1/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0741-1" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-847" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0741-1.jpg 1080w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>With Violet’s nose and Tom’s overbite, this child is bound to join the circus </figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Let’s hear from Violet on how finding love doesn’t follow any set path, but rather is a delicate journey with winding roads abound.</p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>WRAPPING UP </strong></p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Thanks for reading folks. Please, for the love of fucking god, tune in next week. In preparation for Thanksgiving, we will play a game that is truly an Anich-family Thanksgiving tradition called <strong>“Which Neo Nazi Politician Fucked the Turkey?</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="558" data-attachment-id="851" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/11/17/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-10/img_0762/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,648" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0762" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-851" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/img_0762.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Last year it was Moscow Mitch </figcaption></figure>

excerpt:
  <p>Metaphorical elephant in the room: The 2020 GFFL fantasy season has been more wild and unpredictable than Courtney Gardner after she funnels 2 pounds of bath salts directly into her colon. Actual elephant in the room: Timmy Giblin. Who now sits at 8-2 in the Poyfair League after dismantling Tammy McCue like he did that [&hellip;]</p>

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date: 2020-11-20T16:18:30-05:00
author: Harrison Horsecock
title: Week/11: Never Forget
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">It’s 4:00 PM on Tuesday Week 11 and I have as much hope and inspiration for finishing my weekly column as GFFL owner Joe La Porta has in life. (If you haven’t heard, after being fired from his job late September, Joe has yet to hear back from any of the thousands of potential jobs he applied to. Cons of having a chlamydia I suppose.) No idea what the fuck I’m going to do here.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="880" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a.jpeg" data-orig-size="492,414" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a.jpeg?w=492" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a.jpeg?w=492" alt="" class="wp-image-880" width="562" height="473" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a.jpeg 492w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/41131068-5398-42d9-8413-b816f1aa717a.jpeg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px" /><figcaption>#NeverForget</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">&nbsp;Hey gang, Harry HorseCock here! It’s now 4:23 PM on Thursday Week/11, and boy do I have a column for you! We’ll be taking a look at a little bit of everything this week, including Week/11 memories, 9/11 memories, the trade deadline, and not much more. So stay seated, buckle up your seatbelt, and call up your loved ones and tell them you love them, because things are about to get bumpy!</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Taking off &#8211;</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="871" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb.jpeg" data-orig-size="562,453" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb.jpeg?w=562" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb.jpeg?w=562" alt="" class="wp-image-871" width="602" height="485" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb.jpeg 562w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/b9fc16cf-e157-46b3-ae19-1819f907a8cb.jpeg?w=300 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px" /><figcaption>It is unknown whether Keelan “Tom” Cole knows a falcon is indeed a bird or not.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"> Much to the dismay of NFL owners across the league, Keelan “Tom” Cole stated publicly that he would prefer to stay with the Jaguars than play for another team. Acting like he has dozens of possible options, “Tom” stated “I won’t play for no fuckin team with a bird for a mascot, and I won’t play for a team with a winning record. Those are my two bugaboos.” Although a shame for the Cardinals, Seahawks, Falcons, Ravens, Eagles, and any team over .500, the remaining teams will surely be lining up out the door for a shot at signing “Tom” Cole this offseason.</p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Bruce Arians referred to Antonio Brown as a “model citizen” yesterday, right before word was received that Donald Trump actually won Michigan and the 2020 election. Shortly after that, Arians publicly asked Jerry Sandusky and Casey Anthony to be to be the godparents of his newborn child. Truly an inspiring day in the world of sports, politics, and everything else. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="862" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png" data-orig-size="2000,1429" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-862" width="621" height="444" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=621 621w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=1242 1242w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/ff13bbab-acd5-4116-8d9f-e280da74575e.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 621px) 100vw, 621px" /><figcaption>Bruce “The Aryan” Arians presenting Antonio Brown with his Model Citizen Medal as GFFL commissioner and current Brown owner Pedro “Adolf” Close and US President Donald Trump look on. </figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Hi, Jack! &#8211;</strong> In this segment, we’ll be taking a moment to check in on GFFL league owner Jack Vandenabeele. Let’s see what he’s up to this week&#8230; </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="864" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png" data-orig-size="2000,1429" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-864" width="649" height="463" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=649 649w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=1298 1298w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/bdea6e2c-7959-4dab-a992-3c1112ca7bf8.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 649px) 100vw, 649px" /><figcaption>This.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Now we’ll take a look at what Jack is widely assumed to be doing on September 11th, 2001.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="866" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png" data-orig-size="2000,1429" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-866" width="631" height="450" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=631 631w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=1262 1262w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/a91b729e-60dd-4f9b-bc9a-25143540797f.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px" /><figcaption>Just look at the sick smile on Jack’s face as he passes through airport security, just moments before the largest terrorist attack on American soil in history took place.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Nobody can <em>prove</em> where Jack was on 9/11, but one thing’s for sure &#8211; wherever he was, he definitely didn’t need to be sent <em>home</em>.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="878" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg" data-orig-size="2000,713" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-878" width="506" height="180" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=506 506w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=1012 1012w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/95299125-dece-43b4-b419-d04748a1d764.jpeg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 506px) 100vw, 506px" /><figcaption>The biggest trade of the season so far in the Poyfair League happened prior to Sunday kickoff Week 1.</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">With the trade deadline rapidly approaching, now is as good a time as any to review the biggest trade of the season in the Poyfair League. In this Week 1 blockbuster, Ricky Morgan traded away Saquon Barkley to Barkim Ashe for an eighth of crank. Needless to say, critics of Ricky were silenced after a season ending injury to Barkley just 9 days later in Week 2. Since the trade, <em>Burrow your Chubb in my Hines</em> (Ricky Morgan) have gone 7-3, while <em>The Shepard and The Lamb</em> (Barkim Ashe) have fallen to 5-5 and out of the playoff picture. </p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Crash Landing</strong> &#8211; </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="874" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg" data-orig-size="562,1000" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg?w=562" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg?w=562" alt="" class="wp-image-874" width="339" height="603" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg?w=339 339w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg?w=84 84w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg?w=169 169w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/22ccf121-cf63-4176-9918-e5368d711b97.jpeg 562w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px" /><figcaption>2020 Gloversville Moose Club</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Pretty pathetic, am I right? At 2-8, Jack is no longer <em>just</em> the laughing stock of Fulton County, but the laughing stock of the entire GFFL as well. But believe it or not, Jack isn’t mathematically eliminated from the playoffs just yet. Here’s what needs to happen:</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="876" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg" data-orig-size="1600,946" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-876" width="476" height="280" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg?w=476 476w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/5f194ca1-6c34-40e0-9451-0157d5f6ebdf.jpeg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px" /><figcaption>Math</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">If that’s hard for you to read, it’s because it’s math and math shouldn’t be read like words, <em>or</em> by women! This is complicated stuff, so I’ll try to break it down for you best I can. Jack needs to win his 3 remaining games against Mike, Vinny, and Joe to improve to 5-8. Meanwhile, <em>both</em> La Porta’s need to drop their final 3 games to fall to 5-8 a piece. This means Natedogg beating Joe in Week 12. But in order to keep <em>him</em> at 5-8, he will also need to lose to Vinny and Randy in Weeks 11 and 13, respectively. Chester and Pookie each need to drop at least 1 of their final 3 games, and after all is said and done, Jack will have to outscore Joe, Mike, Pookie, Chester, Vinny, <em><strong>and</strong></em> Natedogg by <strong><em>85 points</em></strong> over the final 3 games. Although Jack has filed multiple unsuccessful lawsuits regarding his point totals in numerous weeks, it’s clear that finding a path into the playoffs is going to be an uphill battle. Seriously, it’s looking like President Trump has a clearer path to the Whitehouse than Jack has to the 2020 playoffs. But after reaching the championship in 3 of the last 4 seasons, it’s evident that Jack has finally crashed down to Earth, or in his case, a building.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="868" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-868" width="447" height="447" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=447 447w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=894 894w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/80f6f59a-29f8-4c09-98a2-95eabf6de555.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 447px) 100vw, 447px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But that about does it gang. Tune in next week when we lure the homeless into a bus with promises of drugs and a Thanksgiving dinner, only to have the bus driver fatally drive it off a cliff! Sure to be a lot of laughs, so don’t miss it! Ciao for now!</p>

excerpt:
  <p>It’s 4:00 PM on Tuesday Week 11 and I have as much hope and inspiration for finishing my weekly column as GFFL owner Joe La Porta has in life. (If you haven’t heard, after being fired from his job late September, Joe has yet to hear back from any of the thousands of potential jobs [&hellip;]</p>


date: 2020-12-01T12:19:01-05:00
author: Pat Fenis
title: Tuesday Morning Toilet Talk
content_html:
  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Morning, men. We’ve made it to the final week of another regular season and after some well needed R&amp;R on my week off, I’m recharged and ready for the playoff push.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Before we dive in, let’s take a quick look at how I spent a well-earned Bye week.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Finally filmed and released my biopic  entitled “Zoo” to rave reviews</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="559" height="1024" data-attachment-id="884" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0948/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,2178" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0948" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=559" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=559" alt="" class="wp-image-884" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=559 559w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=1118 1118w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=82 82w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=164 164w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0948.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 559px) 100vw, 559px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Did some skeet shooting with former Vice President Dick Cheney</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="679" data-attachment-id="885" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0932/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,788" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0932" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-885" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0932.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Rescued Tyreek Hill’s unconscious son after Hill knocked him out in a fit of rage</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="576" data-attachment-id="886" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0951/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg" data-orig-size="1200,675" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0951" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-886" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0951.jpg 1200w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Before</figcaption></figure>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="815" data-attachment-id="887" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0953/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,946" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0953" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-887" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0953.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>After</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Had my face sit on by Grammy Award-winning artist Cardi B</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="1016" data-attachment-id="888" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0940/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,1179" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0940" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-888" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0940.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Did some skeet shooting with former Vice President Dick Cheney</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="758" data-attachment-id="889" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0937/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,880" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0937" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-889" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0937.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">With Playoff seeding coming into focus, early results for some of our <strong>annual awards</strong> are coming into focus as well. Let’s take a look at a few of our big winners thus far.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>PIGGLY WIGGLY® PIG FUCKER(S) OF THE YEAR</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This year, we are lucky enough to bring on board the Piggly Wiggly supermarket chain as a sponsor for our annual Pig Fucker of the Year award. And boy am I honored to announce TWO winners this year for the first time in league history.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="763" data-attachment-id="890" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0957/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,886" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0957" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-890" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0957.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Marco locked up his 13th straight award after breaking into Adirondack Animal Land and staging an orgy with several young sows shortly after New York’s (NFC) loss to Tompa Bay on MNF during Week 8, which he videotaped and later distributed to several popular porn outlets.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="568" data-attachment-id="891" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0961/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,659" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0961" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-891" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0961.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>It was filmed POV style</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Randy, however, left absolutely no doubt in the minds of voters that 2020’s award would be co-owned after he celebrated another playoff birth with a trip to multiple local pre-schools wearing his patented “Kiss the Piggy” costume.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="673" data-attachment-id="892" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0966/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,781" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0966" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-892" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0966.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Both men are currently adjusting their fantasy rosters from the Fulton County Jail.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>BDSM COUPLE OF THE YEAR, SPONSORED BY VASELINE</strong>®</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Through thick and thin, hard and soft, dry and sticky, this years recipients have stuck together and proved once and for all that public sexual humiliation CAN be part of a healthy friendship and help oneself stay mentally in the game during the dog days of fantasy season. Congrats, fellas.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="679" data-attachment-id="893" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0971/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,788" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0971" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-893" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0971.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Eric and Pat at the Farmers Market before another Sunday with Scott Hanson and the RedZone channel </figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>THIS WEEK IN NFL HISTORY</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">On this day in Week 12 of the 1999-00 season, a young, upstart head coach pulled all the right strings for the St. Louis Rams in a 43-21 win over then-NFC West rivals New Orleans.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">At 9-2, the Rams clinched their division early en route to what would end up being their first and only Super Bowl championship to date.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Just who was that hungry, young coach leading the charge for The Greatest Show on Turf? None other than an 8-year old Michael Lomanto, of course.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="682" data-attachment-id="894" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0977/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,792" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0977" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-894" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0977.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Seemingly wiped from the annals of Rams history after blacking out and murdering a cheerleader at a Super Bowl victory party, Lomanto served just 13 years of his sentence before being released.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">He coincidentally resurfaced in 2014 as the boyfriend of Michael Sam, reuniting him with the team that gave him his start so many years ago. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="561" data-attachment-id="895" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0982/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,651" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0982" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-895" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0982.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>MUNDANE RANDY ANNOUNCEMENT</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="700" data-attachment-id="896" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0900/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg" data-orig-size="1125,770" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0900" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-896" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0900.jpg 1125w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Submitting my idea for this years Mundane Randy, I propose this years loser has to provide free room and board to Samantha until next years draft.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="682" data-attachment-id="897" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0990/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,792" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0990" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-897" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0990.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>“Big tits, a fat ass, AND she can’t get pregnant! Score!” &#8211; Jack, probably</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">A few playoff spots still up for grabs heading into the final week of the regular season. Set those lineups, cross your fingers, and beg Allah for mercy because lord knows He isn’t a fan of all this smut I’ve been producing and YOU’VE been reading.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But in the event your fantasy luck DOES run out next week, do not fret. We will be hosting a special consolation event on <strong>December 12 @ the Johnstown Moose Lodge</strong> where each league member disqualified from playoff contention will get to take a few shots at Will Smith and his family as part of a Vietnamese firing squad. </p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="550" data-attachment-id="898" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/01/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-11/img_0998/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,639" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_0998" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-898" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_0998.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>I can’t be the only one that wants to do this</figcaption></figure>

excerpt:
  <p>Morning, men. We’ve made it to the final week of another regular season and after some well needed R&amp;R on my week off, I’m recharged and ready for the playoff push. Before we dive in, let’s take a quick look at how I spent a well-earned Bye week. Finally filmed and released my biopic entitled [&hellip;]</p>

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date: 2020-12-03T23:33:58-05:00
author: Harrison Horsecock
title: Week 13: Bending the Knee
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Hey gang, Harry HorseCock here, and with only one week left until playoffs, we’re going to answer the question on everyone’s mind? &#8211; What’s Up With Wayne?!:</p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="908" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg" data-orig-size="561,703" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg?w=561" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg?w=561" alt="" class="wp-image-908" width="437" height="547" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg?w=437 437w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg?w=120 120w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg?w=239 239w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/13e1e1e6-66ba-44ef-898b-25f5a6da1ce8.jpeg 561w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px" /><figcaption>I hope you’re enjoying fantasy football <em>now</em>, because Wayne says it will soon be gone.</figcaption></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">I would say “what’s up with the NFL”, but according to Wayne Root, the NFL won’t be around much longer due to the ongoing “kneeling” protests by players across the league. Weird how he endorses forcing people to stand in support of the government’s anthem, yet considers mask mandates to protect public health to be comparable to Nazi Germany.&nbsp;</p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="910" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png" data-orig-size="2000,1429" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-910" width="649" height="463" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=649 649w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=1298 1298w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/314810e5-107a-48be-b2ed-8477367d3956.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 649px) 100vw, 649px" /><figcaption>I don’t think Wayne has any idea what Nazi Germany was really like. </figcaption></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">While I believe Wayne to be a political, literal, scientific, and mathematical genius comparable to George W. Bush and Pat Kennedy, I have to agree with the players kneeling here. The same people that we honor by standing during the anthem also fought and died for the right of any American to choose to kneel during it. America is about freedom; the freedom to speak and pray and live freely; the freedom to donkey punch a Peruvian prostitute and lock her up in a small cage in your basement; the freedom to kneel during the national anthem at a football game to draw attention to an issue you believe in.&nbsp;</p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="915" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-915" width="499" height="499" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=499 499w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=998 998w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/7cb09c77-d092-435f-a79e-a068d6a37185.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px" /></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Seriously, who is it hurting (except the Peruvian hookers?) For anyone to call it un-American is as ironic as Wayne bitching about people not uniformly standing up to honor the flag, while calling the same people “Nazis” for issuing mask mandates to protect the public during the pandemic. Protesting an injustice is one of the most American things someone can do, considering America was founded due to the unjust taxation of the American people by England. What was that thing they said, “No taxation without representation” or whatever? </p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Have you always wanted to fight Wayne Root but don’t know how? Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is that the mentally disabled conservative “author” wants to fight you too as long as you’re a Democratic news anchor or politician. The bad news? Root is in better physical shape than <em>Mike Tyson</em>. </p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="918" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-918" width="505" height="505" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=505 505w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=1010 1010w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/80ef252d-eec7-4a2f-bfde-129c45f27c61.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px" /><figcaption>Wayne Root</figcaption></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But wait, it gets worse. Wayne is also suggesting all proceeds from the fight go to the liberal or conservative charity of the winner’s choosing. But as we all know, “<em>conservative charity</em>” is actually an oxymoron, allowing Root a legal loophole to pocket the funds himself in the highly likely event that he wins. And to really be the bearer of bad news, the potential fight is only expected to draw attendance in the low 30’s (not age range, 30-33 people). As if all that weren’t enough to detour you from a fight with this superhuman mammoth of a man, Democratic politician Manny Pacquiao has already agreed to the fight so long as the people of the Philippines receive 20 “hefty bags” of rice in return, pretty much eliminating any possibility any of you have of landing the fight with Root. But by all means, please still try.</p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="920" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg" data-orig-size="562,928" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg?w=562" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg?w=562" alt="" class="wp-image-920" width="396" height="654" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg?w=396 396w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg?w=91 91w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg?w=182 182w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/a95edba2-890b-4baa-a7de-e54cbc1416d7.jpeg 562w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px" /></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">In closing I’d like to bring it back to our original topic, which was of course, euthanasia. Or kneeling for the anthem or whatever. Either way, it’s a matter of life and death, and <em>THE</em> Clay Travis knows this. (To save you the trouble, a quick google search on Clay Travis shows that he is a Mississippi based plumber.) </p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="921" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png" data-orig-size="1080,1080" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-921" width="527" height="527" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=527 527w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=1054 1054w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/92d90489-980a-4dc4-beff-51446b54ec68.png?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 527px) 100vw, 527px" /></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">To turn a twelve pack into a piss stain for you I’ll just get right to the point here &#8211; Clay wants to watch sports, but players kneeling during the anthem are ruining it for not only him, but “most sports fans,” he claims. Because if the anthem isn’t to Clay’s liking, the whole sporting event is ruined. I don’t know about you, but nothing makes my balls itch more than people who watch sports for anything&nbsp;<em>other</em>&nbsp;than the national anthem. </p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img data-attachment-id="926" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b.jpeg" data-orig-size="562,1000" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b.jpeg?w=562" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b.jpeg?w=562" alt="" class="wp-image-926" width="-228" height="-405" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b.jpeg 562w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b.jpeg?w=84 84w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/1d77099a-aef3-4a38-beaa-64c4cc48761b.jpeg?w=169 169w" sizes="(max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px" /></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Those 2 minutes before kickoff or tip off or whatever opening game scenario it may be just get my dick harder than railing a line of K cut with Viagra off the ass crack of a Colombian stripper. During <em>those</em> 2 minutes, everything else is meaningless. So yeah, I understand where Clay is coming from. And who could possibly understand where the <em>athletes</em> are coming from? None of them had to grow up in the type of poverty stricken neighborhood that Clay did, where he witnessed how <em>good</em> the police were to the minorities of the community on a daily basis. No, these pro athletes are living lavishly in their million dollar homes and always have been. </p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img data-attachment-id="928" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png" data-orig-size="2000,1429" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-928" width="-224" height="-159" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png?w=1440 1440w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cf4e3896-c580-4d4e-8e46-f7be01dd488e.png 2000w" sizes="(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption>Some “far left” athletes playing hoops outside of their affluent childhood neighborhood.</figcaption></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">So while Clay, a man of poverty working his ass off, is trying to relax and enjoy some sports, the “far left” athletes have to go and ruin it for him by kneeling during the most important two minutes of the event. How fucking pathetic of the far left Dems to stoop to ruining sports to further their own political agenda and not the <em>republican</em> agenda. This is truly a disgrace. Luckily for Clay and anyone else that feels the same way as him, I have some foolproof advice. Next sporting event you can watch, I don’t care if it’s bowling or racquetball or disc golf or poker, turn it on immediately. Then connect your phone to your speaker, turn it up all the way, open your “most played” playlist, play the national anthem, stand up, and shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun or the easiest attainable firearm. Then you’ll never have to worry about “sports being ruined” for you again.</p>



  <div class="wp-block-image"><figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="929" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg" data-orig-size="1362,1139" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1607037405&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-929" width="590" height="493" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=590 590w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=1180 1180w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/4dc87f4d-33a5-4f0d-94bc-52311bd7eeeb.jpeg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px" /><figcaption>If you thought sporting events being ruined by coronavirus was bad, you’re probably a leftist commie Nazi, because athletes kneeling during the national anthem is 50 times worse. Actually probably 80 million times worse, but the fucking pathetic Dems won’t accurately report those figures.</figcaption></figure></div>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Welp, that about does it gang. One week left until the playoffs and five of you jamokes are still fighting for the final two seeds. Five men enter, and only two shall leave (sounds like a Friday night for Vinny’s anus.) But we’ll see who makes it in and who’s going to be left shooting blanks in the mundane randy bracket next week when we analyze the brackets. Ciao for now.&nbsp;</p>

excerpt:
  <p>Hey gang, Harry HorseCock here, and with only one week left until playoffs, we’re going to answer the question on everyone’s mind? &#8211; What’s Up With Wayne?!: I would say “what’s up with the NFL”, but according to Wayne Root, the NFL won’t be around much longer due to the ongoing “kneeling” protests by players [&hellip;]</p>


date: 2020-12-09T12:06:03-05:00
author: Pat Fenis
title: Tuesday Morning Toilet Talk
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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Wow. What a week, huh? To me it all felt like a bad acid trip. Mainly because I WAS on a bad acid trip where I hallucinated that I was a tampon stuck in Pookie’s cunt for 8 straight hours.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="799" height="1024" data-attachment-id="935" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1117/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg" data-orig-size="1047,1342" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1117" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg?w=799" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg?w=799" alt="" class="wp-image-935" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg?w=799 799w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg?w=117 117w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg?w=234 234w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1117.jpg 1047w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 799px) 100vw, 799px" /><figcaption>Pookie getting ready to insert his Tampax before another big business meeting</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Once I snapped out of my delirium and sent my piss-stained sheets through the wash, it was clear to me that Week 13 was bound to be one for the GFFL record books.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Let’s begin by taking a look at some of the matchups that factored into the final playoff picture.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>OJ’s OG’s (170.68) @ Team FuckJacksLife (108.94)</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">With Pookie all but assured Relegation, all the pressure was on Rock to save his season after dropping 5 of his last 6.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">After starting off 5-1, Rock found himself at .500 and wondering whether he should self-relegate to the Poyfair League out of shame.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1006" height="828" data-attachment-id="936" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1119/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg" data-orig-size="1006,828" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1119" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg?w=1006" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg?w=1006" alt="" class="wp-image-936" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg 1006w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1119.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1006px) 100vw, 1006px" /><figcaption>Rock playing Twister with some potential league mates</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But alas, new hope arose for Rock with a massive point dump out of the DC area as dusk fell on Monday, and a playoff spot was all but solidified after what can only be described as <strong>point bukkakes</strong> out of both San Francisco and Buffalo later in the evening.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="705" height="1024" data-attachment-id="937" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1122/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,1726" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1122" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg?w=705" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg?w=705" alt="" class="wp-image-937" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg?w=705 705w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg?w=103 103w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg?w=206 206w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1122.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Rock heads back to the playoffs where he will take on a criminally undeserving 4 seed in PK.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>MR ASS + MA HOMIES (90.72) @ Stupid (88.96)</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Speaking of criminally undeserving, this matchup couldn’t have gotten any shittier if it was held inside Ariel Snyder’s asshole.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="541" height="585" data-attachment-id="938" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1130/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1130.jpg" data-orig-size="541,585" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1130" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1130.jpg?w=541" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1130.jpg?w=541" alt="" class="wp-image-938" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1130.jpg 541w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1130.jpg?w=139 139w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1130.jpg?w=277 277w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 541px) 100vw, 541px" /><figcaption>My second most regrettable threesome</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">With Mike needing both a victory and a loss from his asexual son to secure the 6th seed, he did his part in a matchup that more closely resembled two Special Ed kids slap fighting in a high school bathroom than a de facto playoff game.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="551" height="1024" data-attachment-id="939" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1129/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif" data-orig-size="600,1116" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1129" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif?w=551" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif?w=551" alt="" class="wp-image-939" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif?w=551 551w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif?w=81 81w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif?w=161 161w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1129.gif 600w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 551px) 100vw, 551px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Mike advances to the playoffs on the back of Hayden “Why Does My Anus” Hurst, whose 1.9 point outing proved the difference in this putrid matchup.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The saving grace here, folks? It’s over. And god willing we won’t have to see these two disgraceful teams face off again until 2021.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Gus the Slow Bus Edwards</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Joe controlled his own destiny entering week 13. A win and he was in.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Unfortunately, he put up a clunker, scoring the fewest points of the week and losing to the worst team in the league. Along with contracting scabies and losing all of his belongings in a house fire, it was NOT a great weekend for Joe.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>THE Tight End University</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">A truly remarkable run for Vinny, who sat at 1-7 before reeling off 4 dominant wins in a row to put himself in playoff contention.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Vinny’s Kryptonite, however? That transvestite little whore we’ve all come to know and love.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Scones dropped his 2nd game of the season to Chester, accounting for 50% of Chester’s overall win total.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Wanna be a Waller</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Nate did his part to get to 6-7 and had the points to squeak into the playoffs after knocking off the league’s elite in Randy. But it was all for naught since Matt threw his game against Mike in exchange for a lifetime supply of khaki pants from Kohl’s in an effort to emulate his new hero, Steve Kornacki. </p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">As my incredibly racist grandfather once told me, “Close only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and shooting colored folks with a shotgun.”</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="370" height="480" data-attachment-id="940" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1131/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1131.jpg" data-orig-size="370,480" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1131" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1131.jpg?w=370" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1131.jpg?w=370" alt="" class="wp-image-940" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1131.jpg 370w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1131.jpg?w=116 116w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1131.jpg?w=231 231w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 370px) 100vw, 370px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Let’s call it what it is &#8211; these 3 missed the playoffs, albeit narrowly, because they suck. They’re buffoons. Their performance simply doesn’t justify their inclusion.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="575" data-attachment-id="941" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1137/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,668" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1137" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-941" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1137.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>ALL PLAY STANDINGS</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">But wait&#8230;</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">In an increasingly sabermetric landscape, it is useful to take a deeper look at the numbers and one great way to measure true fantasy success is through the All Play Record Tracker created by our stupid fucking  autistic Commissioner, Matt.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">This score keeping method ranks you against every other team, weekly, and allows you to accrue anywhere between 0-11 points depending on how many other teams scores you beat.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="468" height="894" data-attachment-id="942" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1138/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1138.jpg" data-orig-size="468,894" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1138" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1138.jpg?w=468" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1138.jpg?w=468" alt="" class="wp-image-942" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1138.jpg 468w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1138.jpg?w=79 79w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1138.jpg?w=157 157w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 468px) 100vw, 468px" /><figcaption>All Play Final Standings</figcaption></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Let’s give a HUGE congratulations to Matt, Pat, and Mike, who’s ineptitude knows no bounds yet somehow vaulted them to the top of the leader board over three much more deserving players. </p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Let’s face it &#8211; this trio is a better fit for a Shriners Hospitals commercial than the fantasy playoffs.</p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="703" data-attachment-id="943" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1140/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,816" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1140" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-943" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1140.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">2020 huh? She’s a real bitch.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>ROUND 1 SET</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">With Randy and Marco securing a Bye, our first round matchups are set.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">At 1:00, Matt and Mike will meet for the third time this year in the <strong>Michael Vick Adopt-A-Puppy Bowl sponsored by the ASPCA.</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="748" data-attachment-id="958" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1150-2/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,868" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1150" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-958" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1150-1.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">At 4:25, PK and Rock will face off in the <strong>Vitamin K Deficiency Bowl sponsored by Visine.</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="1024" height="525" data-attachment-id="944" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1165/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg" data-orig-size="1188,610" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1165" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg?w=1024" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg?w=1024" alt="" class="wp-image-944" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg?w=1024 1024w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1165.jpg 1188w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>RELEGATION FINALIZED</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Maybe it’s leftover angst from the time <strong>Jack</strong> was league commissioner and made us use punters and head coaches, but I for one am pleased to see him go.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Along with <strong>Chester</strong> and <strong>Pookie</strong>, we are shipping out trash in exchange for some real treasure.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">And just who will be making the leap to the big show in 2021? Let’s learn a bit about our new league mates.</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>JOSH YOUNG &#8211; Young, Dumb, and Fulgham of Cum (9-4)</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="960" height="958" data-attachment-id="946" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1142/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg" data-orig-size="960,958" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1142" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg?w=960" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg?w=960" alt="" class="wp-image-946" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg 960w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg?w=150 150w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg?w=300 300w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1142.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Sport:</strong> Beating his pregnant wife</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Food:</strong> Cumberland Farms hot dogs</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Drink:</strong> Monster Energy Zero Sugar</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Education:</strong> 10th grade</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Pets:</strong> 1 gerbil (used to be 2 until he saw the Lemmiwinks episode of South Park)</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Sign:</strong> Aries</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>TIMMY GIBLIN &#8211; Can I Have A Quarterback? (9-4)</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="443" height="1024" data-attachment-id="947" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1146/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg" data-orig-size="955,2208" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1146" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=443" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=443" alt="" class="wp-image-947" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=443 443w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=886 886w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=65 65w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=130 130w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1146.jpg?w=768 768w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Sport:</strong> Getting out of recliner chair to go to dinner table</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Food: </strong>All</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Drink:</strong> Frosting</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Education:</strong> Technically a High School graduate but suspect based on limited vocabulary</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Pets:</strong> 156 rare spotted Japanese koi fish</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Sign:</strong> “I love you” in sign language</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>RICKY MORGAN &#8211; Burrow your Chubb in my Hines (8-5)</strong></p>



  <figure class="wp-block-image size-large"><img loading="lazy" width="966" height="1023" data-attachment-id="948" data-permalink="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/2020/12/09/tuesday-morning-toilet-talk-12/img_1143/" data-orig-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg" data-orig-size="1034,1096" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="img_1143" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-large-file="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg?w=966" src="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg?w=966" alt="" class="wp-image-948" srcset="https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg?w=966 966w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg?w=142 142w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg?w=283 283w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg?w=768 768w, https://gffl2020.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/img_1143.jpg 1034w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 966px) 100vw, 966px" /></figure>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Sport:</strong> UFC</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Food:</strong> Knuckle sandwiches</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Favorite Drink:</strong> Blood of the innocent</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Education:</strong> N/A</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Pets:</strong> 1 Pitbull named Jeremy, after the Pearl Jam song about a kid that shoots up his school</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Sign:</strong> Satanic pentagram</p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>QUICK HITS</strong></p>



  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Samantha Benton is 3 weeks sober from an addiction to crack cocaine</p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Vose does some weird shit with his thumb that makes his girlfriend cream herself</p>



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  <p class="wp-block-paragraph">It’s Playoff time, baby. Tune in next week where we will look ahead to the Semifinals, and debut the trailer for my new documentary <strong>“Starvation”</strong> where I spend 6 months as Tom Cole’s dietician.</p>



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excerpt:
  <p>Wow. What a week, huh? To me it all felt like a bad acid trip. Mainly because I WAS on a bad acid trip where I hallucinated that I was a tampon stuck in Pookie’s cunt for 8 straight hours. Once I snapped out of my delirium and sent my piss-stained sheets through the wash, [&hellip;]</p>

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